Chapter 34: Love Birds, So It Appears He Has A Type

                                    

                                          
'' thinking
() note
[] reading
** change of location/stage direction
Blah blah blah calling out spells/powers
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*1st pov*
Riser: *shakes head* No, so please....can you teach me how to love?
(Y): *very freaked out* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
*record scratch*
Yep, that's me... You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation-
Author: We already know how it happened! It just happened last chapter!
You just can't let me have any fun, can you? Anyways, Riser asking me for help, let alone on this, it's definitely not something I would expect. The dude is, or rather was, a rich entitled douche, and yet now he wants help from the guy he called said wasn't worth his time the first time he met him. But, seeing as he is trying to change, it is nice to see that he wants help with something. Since this didn't involve Rias, she chose to return back to her parents' home to check up on the others, meanwhile, I stayed behind to give whatever help I could to Riser.
*Riser's room*
(Y): Ok, so I want to ask first.... Why do you want my help?
Riser: Because.... well, as embarrassing as it is to admit, I haven't exactly been the best when it comes to romance.
(Y): *sarcasm* No.... you're kidding right?
Riser: Mock me if you must, but yes, I struggle at times.
(Y): Yeah, considering you had a harem of girls that you threatened, and an ex-fiance you literally kidnapped, it wasn't hard to guess that you struggled with romance.
Riser: Yes, and with how I acted with them, I'm not surprised that they weren't too fond of me over time.
(Y): Did you ever treat them well?
Riser: Would you be surprised if I said no?
(Y): Not really.
Riser: Well I didn't, they were my servants, my peerage, my harem, I was a full blood devil and they were my obedient women.
(Y): I hope you realize that they are people and not just something to toy with.
Riser: Of course they are people, but... they were supposed to do whatever I said. At first I didn't have any problems with them disobeying or anything, but they would start to refuse me a few times and well.... you know how I was. If I didn't get my way, I took it out on them. 
(Y): Yeah, I was just being nice to them and helping them out, still, you're a different man now.
Riser: Maybe, but... I don't want to become that version of myself again. I have seen and felt the pain that I had caused, and I don't want to create more of it.
(Y): Well, *puts hand on Riser's shoulder* I'm willing to help you if that's your goal. 
Riser: Thank you, even for a low born, you're a good person.
(Y): *blunt* Yeah, I think we got a lot of work ahead of us.
*Timeskip*
We started with the lessons as I got Riser a school desk to sit in while I decided to do the most logical thing, and dawned a drill Sergeant uniform complete with a riding crop as I paced back and forth in front of Riser.
(Y): Now then, when you are with a girl, what is the first thing you ask her?
Riser:....Uh....  "Hey, did you know that I'm Riser Phenex?