Quotes pt3

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● Quote 1

Helly: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter 'a'

Amber: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory

Jin, giving him the finger: Fuck you

Quote 2

Roy: What's wrong with you?

Poli: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression

● Quote 3

Amber: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK

Jin: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMg

Amber: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO

Poli: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

Roy: Looks like someone's a HO

Jin: NaBrO

Helly: I'm done with all of you!

● Quote 4

*Playing Twister*

Amber: Right hand red.

Roy: *Ends up on top of Poli*

Poli: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Amber: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice

● Quote 5

Poli: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation

Hugo (Polis father): ...I just got here and I haven't even said anything to you

Poli: Yes, but I've had many conversations between us in my head and I don't like how any of them turned out, and I just genuinely don't want to speak with you ever again

● Quote 6

Jin: So, are you two dating now?

Poli and Roy: Yes

Jin: Why?

Roy: I happen to find Poli very appealing

Jin: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Poli

● Quote 7

Amber: Say no to drugs

Jin: Say yes to drugs

Poli: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs

● Quote 8

Jin: Amber, Roy and Poli taught me to think before I act.

Jin: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision

● Quote 9

Amber: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie

● Quote 10

Poli: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

● Quote 11

Jin: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Poli, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

● Quote 12

Helly: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!

Roy: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?

● Quote 13

Roy: Poli, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Poli, naked in Roys bed: No, I absolutely do not

Roy, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... me neither

● Quote 14

Poli: You have the right to remain silent.

Helly: I choose to waive that right!

Helly: *Screaming*

● Quote 15

Helly: *In a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights?! You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Roy: *In the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity

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