● Quote 1
Helly: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter 'a'
Amber: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory
Jin, giving him the finger: Fuck you
● Quote 2
Roy: What's wrong with you?
Poli: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression
● Quote 3
Amber: So oxygen went on a date with potassium, it went... OK
Jin: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMg
Amber: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO
Poli: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
Roy: Looks like someone's a HO
Jin: NaBrO
Helly: I'm done with all of you!
● Quote 4
*Playing Twister*
Amber: Right hand red.
Roy: *Ends up on top of Poli*
Poli: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Amber: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice
● Quote 5
Poli: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation
Hugo (Polis father): ...I just got here and I haven't even said anything to you
Poli: Yes, but I've had many conversations between us in my head and I don't like how any of them turned out, and I just genuinely don't want to speak with you ever again
● Quote 6
Jin: So, are you two dating now?
Poli and Roy: Yes
Jin: Why?
Roy: I happen to find Poli very appealing
Jin: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Poli
● Quote 7
Amber: Say no to drugs
Jin: Say yes to drugs
Poli: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs
● Quote 8
Jin: Amber, Roy and Poli taught me to think before I act.
Jin: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision
● Quote 9
Amber: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie
● Quote 10
Poli: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room
● Quote 11
Jin: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Poli, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
● Quote 12
Helly: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
Roy: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
● Quote 13
Roy: Poli, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Poli, naked in Roys bed: No, I absolutely do not
Roy, already taking off his clothes: Fuck... me neither
● Quote 14
Poli: You have the right to remain silent.
Helly: I choose to waive that right!
Helly: *Screaming*
● Quote 15
Helly: *In a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights?! You're supposed to say I have 'the right to remain silent'! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!
Roy: *In the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity
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Random RCP Stories
RandomTitle kinda says it all. All sorts of stories will be in this such as abuse, smut (maybe), fluff etc, AUs and everything else.