red velvet cookie headcanons

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i need to feed yall something while i have writers block

ahem

Normal headcanons:

Seems harsh and cold at first, actually quite soft at heart.

quite tall.. maybe 6'2

kinda buff. he's a general so ofc he is.

yknow that one black eye he has? it got infected by the cake arm thing. its not bad however. he can see in the dark with it.

soft but EXTREMELY messy and tangled hair...

his cake arm is kinda fluffy instead of hard and stuff. would feel like a cake hound.

pan sexual mf <3

he dont care bout gender. if u like the cake hounds and interact with him frequently, he'll date ya. :shrug:

ok now dating headcanons for u horny people..

dating headcanons (sigh):

quite protective.

the cakes literally love you. They WILL crowd around you if u come over.

you guys have matching cake hound onesies. no will not be an answer. deal with it.

avoids getting very close to you out of fear he hurts you with his claw (it may be fluffy but still kinda sharp at the ends yknow???)

loyal bb.

scars and cuts and bites on his body, mostly his arms.

he enjoys ur presence!!! <33

if hes on a mission or sum ur taking care of his cakes. do ur best to take care of them.

he loves chiffon more than you. im sorry. <\3

ok thats all. i might release more soon :shrug:

now eat

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