"She fucking what?!"

                                    

                                          
Set in a future ish au, yay-
I havnt read through this so expect mistakes, also theres gonna be a second part.
"Dad!!" Snowball turned his head as Amber suddenly hugged him from behind. 
"Hey bae. How was school? No one harrased you right?" 
"No dad! And it was ok! Infact one of the bitchy girls fell over and broke her arm, her bone was exposed and everything!" Amber smiled widely, Snowball gagged on his drink as he imagined what Amber had described. 
"Right uhm.. lovely..? Anything else?" 
"Yeah a teacher said they tried to call you but you didn't answer?" Amber looked up, she was confused but still had a massive smile on her face. 
"Shit.. uh.. go to your room ill try to contact this teacher.." Snowball put his drink down and went to grab his phone and go through his missed calls, only realise it was already ringing. 
"Okay bye daddy!!" Amber than ran off to her room. 
"Hello, Its Leonardo speaking." Snowball answered using his last name instead of his first, as he wasnt a massive fan of it. 
"Why the fuck didnt you answer your phone EARLIER?! Eggy half yelled. 
"Oh shit hi i guess.. and Im fucking hungover, andnwas probably sleeping, why?" Snowball went and sat on the couch. 
"One, you shouldn't be drinking so much as too get a hangover. And secondly, Amber broke Cassidys arm, dickhead." 
"Fucking what?? I.. how??" Snowball was near to stunned to speak, he knew Amber was slightly agressive but he didnt think she was THAT aggressive. 
"Pushed her off the playground onto the concrete because Cassidy apparently threw bark at fucking.. Brown hair green eyes." 
"Liliana?" 
"Yeah thats her, and uh Cassidys parents would like to speak with you." 
"Fuck.. yeah right, uh. I think Blockys off work tommorow? Ill ask and get back to you." Snowball sighed, he knew the second Cassidys parents saw him they were gonna let rip, he was more concerned at snapping back though. 
"They want to see you alone." 
"Yeah hun, not fucking happening, you should know what im like? And judging how Amber talks about Cassidy her parents will fucking fly into me, thats not good because i know damn well im gonna snap at them, so fucking Blockys coming with me or im moving Am-" 
"Theres no where else she could go dickwit, they hear her last name and refuse before meeting her, only reason shes allowed here is because i own it and i know you, so unless you want your daughter as retarded as you are, get your fucking ass in to gear and meet me tommorow. Good day" Eggy then hung up the phone, Snowball groaned before walking over too the coach and sitting down, he then looking over at the front door as it opened. 
"Oh shit your out of bed for once." Blocky joked before coming over and sitting down, he put his arm around Snowball and hugged him. "How are you big boy~?" 
"Fucking horrible." Blocky looked at Snowball surprised. 
"Riightt.. what h-" 
"Cassidys faggoted fucking parents thats what, apparently Amber fucking broke her arm, AND EXPOSED THE FUCKING BONE?! AND NOW I GOTTA GO FUCKING MEET THEM AND EGGY FUCKING SAID YOU CANT CONE CAUSE THEY 'ReQuEsTeD jUsT mE!!!' ADDING ONTO THAT ERASER STOPPED ANSWERING ANY OF MY TEXTS SO IM NOT EVEN SURE HES FUCKING ALIVE AT THIS POINT?! TODAYS BEEN NOTHING BUT SHIT!" Snowball wiped his eyes as tears started streaming down his cheeks, Blocky attempting to calm him by rubbing his back.