Chapter 24

                                    

                                          
Edited by Renderedreversed
Chu Kong looked like he wanted to crush me to death.
"I told you to obediently reincarnate as a male. If you didn't struggle, we wouldn't be in this mess!"
"I told you to reincarnate as a woman. Why didn't you reincarnate as a woman, ah?!" I continued with my refutation, arguing, "If you didn't want to take advantage of me, would we be in this state?!"
"Funny, who was the one who came up with this bad idea? You want to put all the shit (blame) on xiaoye's head?"
"Who cares about putting shit on your head! Don't waste the fertilizer!"
Chu Kong, furious, said: "You're a woman! Could you be any more vulgar?"
I was also furious. "If you were like Lu Hai Kong, would I be able to speak to you so vulgarly? You still have the nerve to criticize me? As if you're so polite!"
"A, you dare to compare yourself with me? If you were obedient like silly Xiang, would I be able to get angry at you?"
After those words had left his mouth, I was unable to keep arguing. Chu Kong also quieted. The room was silent for a long time. Finally, Chu Kong gritted his teeth, coldly harrumphed, and sat down on my bed. I was going to ignore him, but seeing a beauty sitting with her legs spread beside me was a weird and funny sight. When I looked down and saw my flat and broad chest, I let out a deep sigh. I sighed, Chu Kong also sighed. After sighing once more, I said: "Regardless of how we reincarnated, we should've been reborn as infants. This mess...I wasn't even given the slightest time to adapt! What the hell is this?!"
Chu Kong turned. We shared a long look, and then nearly in unison, we both let out a low curse: "Damn that Heavenly Emperor Li!"
I scratched my head, irritated.
"What do we do now? One is a general, the other is a princess. They're married and living in the same house. How can we draw a line like this, ah? We're bound to run into each other at some point!"
After Chu Kong heard that, his expression slowly turned angry. He lifted an eyebrow and said: "That's right." Then he began to ponder, stroking his chin. "Twenty years..."
I frowned: "Yes ah, we need to protect our asses for at least twenty more years. But right after reincarnating, I nearly died! How am I supposed to survive in this place, ah?!"
Chu Kong thought for a while before he suddenly looked up at me and said: "Xiao Xiang Zi, let's make a deal."
After I heard his proposal, I subconsciously frowned. Every time we made a deal, the results were never within our expectations. It was Murphy's Law: messy accidents always happened. "What do you want to do?" I asked.
"Let's work together for a while."
He looked like the epitome of arrogance.
"We don't know the current situation, so let's leave it at that for now. We can make other plans after we get to the bottom of this. "
Although he worded it generously, his expression belied his true opinion. He looked as if he was doing me a favor. I restrained my dissatisfaction and asked: "How do we work together?"
"Really stupid," Chu Kong said, dissatisfied. He merely glanced at me.
"We need to live for twenty years in the human realm. If we want to keep our lives, there are two things that we shouldn't touch. One is the jianghu, the second is the temple. Needless to say about the jianghu: they have bandits all over the place there, excessively spilling blood as they please. All day long, they kill without reason. It's unsafe. As for the temple, I'd be alright, but you..."