Chapter 27

                                    

                                          
"Who are you uh 2?" Olaf says motioning to the 2 headed person. 
"We were actually looking for some work, when we saw you add for some freaks." One head says and I notice a baby by his I mean their feet. 
"Well come on I will interview you uh 3." Olaf exclaimed and starts to walk back in. 
"Uh well it's late, my Olaf." Madam Lulu says as she try's to push us back out!
"Oh it's no problem I am a professional interviewer." Olaf says and walks inside
"Sure.......professional." I mumble
"Quite her and put her in a corner!" Olaf demands and I have tape on my mouth now, great!
"How can I tell them they have to leave like NOW!" I wonder
"So what are your names?" Olaf asked trying to act professional but he wasn't 
"I'm Elliot and my other head is Beverly." 
"And who is this cute uh thing." Esme asks faking the kindness in her voice
"That's Chabo the wolf baby." Beverly motions to who I now know is Chabo...a wolf baby. 
"Her mother fell in love with a wolf, so she looks human but has VERY sharp teeth." Elliot explained seeing the confused looks on everyone's faces 
"Hold on.... why does Beverly have hospital tag? There is no way they could have gone to Hemlic hospital, it burnt down... and I would have noticed them. VIOLET!" I remember that Violet had a hospital tag instead of her ribbon since she used it for the key decoy.
"Beverly and Elliot are Violet and Klaus, and Chabo is Sunny!" I try to say out loud but it's muffled out by the tape, but it gets there attention and I hope they recognize me. 
"HUSH! Talk while an interview isn't 'in'." Esme comments to which I roll my eyes, she sees that and says.
"Neither is rolling your eyes!" 
"Darling calm down." Olaf says try to calm Esme, I gag when Olaf calls Esme 'darling' which annoys Esme even more, so Olaf carry's on with the interview. I stand in the corner trying to think of a way to get out of these ropes. Twist my arms like that then put them under my legs and boom there in front of me! Now for the tape. 
"AHHHHHHH!" I scream out in pain
"AHG!" Sunny babbles
"H-how did she get out?!" Olaf exclaimed waving his arms around like a mad man. 
"I don't know boss!" The hook man says putting his hands sorry hooks up.   
"Well take her to the tent!" Olaf orders the hook man and he is pushing me out. 
"Hey! Stop! Ok ok I'm going jeez!" I say annoyed 
"Soooooooooo. It's just us in this tent." I say awkwardly trying to start a conversation with the man to put my plan in action. 
"Yes it is and...." He replies not knowing where I'm going with what I said. 
"What happened to you hands?
What happened to your face? 
Do you like working for Count Olaf?
Do you have any other hooks?
Is that scar from fire?
What's your real name?
Do the white faced lady's creep you out?
What gender is the person with the hair, but doesn't smile?
Why are you bald? 
Why do you call Count Olaf 'boss'?
Can you really understand Sunny?
Are you a good actor?
Do you like cars games?
Why does Count Olaf hate me?
Fun Fact Esme's initials spell E.G.G.S, Esme Gigi Genovese Squalor." I shoot questions at the hook man like missiles.
"I hate this!" The hook man says slapping himself with his hook. Yes! My plan worked.