Labor

                                    

                                          
I know you all been asking for a new chapter and here it is! ❤️
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
After amity's sleep spell nap caused by eda.

"Amity, close your eyes. No peaking! "Luz said walking amity to the park.
"What is it, Please tell me!" Amity said rubbing her stomach that showed a lot now that she was in her 9th month
"Nope! We're almost there," Luz said taking her carefully around the block.
"Now"
"Almost"
"Now"
"Now! On the count of three. One...Two...THREE!"Luz said opening her eyes.
"SURPRISE, amity!" Everyone screamed as luz took off the blind fold.

Amity stood in shock as she saw all her friends pop out of nowhere thanks to Gus's illusion spell.

"OH MY GOD! I LOVE YOU GUYS!" Amity said realizing what just happened
"We knew you would like it" willow said happily guiding her to her baby shower chair. ( is that what you call it or something else? )

*baby shower games*

Welcome everyone," Oswald announced holding a microphone, "today we will be competing to see who is the most badass pregnant person."
"First everyone put one of these on," Oswald said as he reached into a garbage bag and brought out a handful of wrap baby carriers which he handed out. 
"Now everyone, come grab a balloon and put them in your carrier."

"Wow these are heavier than I expected. What's in them?" Hunter asked as he lifted a balloon out of the tub.

"They're full of water , bits of led and some sand," Oswald answered, "and they each way exactly 30 lbs, the average amount of weight gained in pregnancy. I weighed them myself."

"Is that why you asked me where the bathroom scale was the other night?" Raine asked holding Charlie.

Oswald confirmed before moving on. "Next everyone grab a hoodie to put over your bundle of joy," he said opening another garbage bag.

"It's at least 80 degrees we don't need hoodies," Boscha complained.

"It's to replicate the heat generated by a growing baby," Oswald replied, "plus Eda , raine and I had a lot of fun with them."

Boacha rolled her eyes but obediently put on the last hoodie.
All the hoodies were bright neon colours ( Skara x Cat pink, Luz x amity purple, Hunter x Willow green, Edric x viney yellow and Owen x Ava blue) and had pregnancy announcements written on the front in thick black letters: 'Baby on Board', 'Coming summer 2023', 'Eating for two', bundle of joy.

"This isn't going to end well." Boscha sighs.
"Hey it's going to be fun." Willow exclaimed.
"Same it looks fun." Hunter adds.
Waffles: Chirp! Cheep!

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Later.

Alright this is the labour simulator," Oswald explained holding up a small device, "We stick these electrodes to your stomach and this machine will deliver electricity which will result in fake contracts that range in intensity from 1-10," he pointed to a dial on the machine.

Raine adds. "According to the instruction book 1 is like mild period cramps, 4 is Braxton-Hicks contractions, 8 is full blown labour and 10 is just full blown torture. Whichever team can tolerate the highest combined score wins. Oh and tolerate means experience that setting for at least ten seconds without ripping the leads off your body. Any questions?"