Miles: Everything's going to be fine. It's just a crush.
Dutch: *finger guns*
Miles: I love you.
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
— Miles, probably.
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Miles: Have you lost your temper, Anne?
Anne: I am going to gut you.
Miles: You have lost your temper.
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Miles: Fuck me, uh... I mean, Fight me- damn autocorrect.
Dutch: Miles, this is verbal conversation.
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If you forget my name, say 'Fire' and I'll turn around.
— Miles, probably.
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Miles: Hey. Where's Richie?
Finn: He ate my last piece of steak, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
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Miles: Am I weird?
Anne: Yeah, but you're cute, so it's easier to put up with.
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Miles: Make no mistake, this is definitely your fault.
Richard: I've heard that. But I'm trying to figure out how.
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Miles: I'm Miles, by the way, what's your name?
Anne: Anne.
Miles: Nice to meet you, Anne- run for your life!
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Miles: Well, I was being ironic. Or was it sarcasm? I can never remember which is which.
Laa-Laa: Irony's clever, so you were probably being sarcastic.
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Miles: ATTENTION: I need attention
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Miles: This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention
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Miles, dramatic bitch: I could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored
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Miles: I'm small, queer and something to fear