Part 184

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Miles: Everything's going to be fine. It's just a crush.

Dutch: *finger guns*

Miles: I love you.

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

— Miles, probably.

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Miles: Have you lost your temper, Anne?

Anne: I am going to gut you.

Miles: You have lost your temper.

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Miles: Fuck me, uh... I mean, Fight me- damn autocorrect.

Dutch: Miles, this is verbal conversation.

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If you forget my name, say 'Fire' and I'll turn around.

— Miles, probably.

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Miles: Hey. Where's Richie?

Finn: He ate my last piece of steak, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

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Miles: Am I weird?

Anne: Yeah, but you're cute, so it's easier to put up with.

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Miles: Make no mistake, this is definitely your fault.

Richard: I've heard that. But I'm trying to figure out how.

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Miles: I'm Miles, by the way, what's your name?

Anne: Anne.

Miles: Nice to meet you, Anne- run for your life!

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Miles: Well, I was being ironic. Or was it sarcasm? I can never remember which is which.

Laa-Laa: Irony's clever, so you were probably being sarcastic.

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Miles: ATTENTION: I need attention

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Miles: This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention

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Miles, dramatic bitch: I could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored

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Miles: I'm small, queer and something to fear

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