Po: Trying to explain to my best friend that we're going to be together forever so he has to stop trying to escape
Tinky Winky: >:(
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Po; Gender? No lol im goth
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Po: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.
Anne: You're too young to have enemies.
Po: You don't even know.
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Announcer: Okay I will allow you two to say one bad word
Po (politely): Damn
Laa-Laa (at the top of her lungs): FUCK
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Po: All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.
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Tinky Winky: We had a party for Valentine's day at my school.
Po: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive teles insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-
Tinky Winky: They told us to make cards for the teles we cared about, so I made one for you.
Tinky Winky: *hands them a card covered with glitter*
Po:
Po: tt- thank you.
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Ok, this is a formal request. Do Not ask me. One. More. Time, if I am male, female, or whatever; I identify as a F***ING THREAT.
— Po, probably.
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Po: Congratulations! You won a lifetime supply of tangerines!
Guardian, confused: But there's only one.
