"Do you think I want to be in here with you either?" Luca grunted, sitting back down. "I'd much rather be swimming in a pool of Mike's piss."
"Eww, you're disgusting... why Mike's?"
Luca shrugged.
"I don't know, I guess cause it's nasty as hell."
"Everybody's is nasty as hell." Edgar huffed. "I don't wanna talk about piss... please just change the subject..."
He crossed his arms and sat in front of Luca, pouting. Luca returned one and hung his head low, bored out of his mind.
"What are we even supposed to talk about? Norton just locked us in here for absolutely no reason, we clearly don't wanna talk to each other."
"I agree, he's quite stupid to think that we would even consider it." Edgar murmured, sitting cross legged.
Two hours passed and they still refused to speak to each other, only giving occasional glances. They heard a knock at the door and turned towards it.
"Are you guys talking it out?" Norton asked, leaning against the door.
"NO!" he heard them both yell and he groaned.
"It's been two hours, how have you two not talked to each other at all?"
"Because we don't want to!"
"You guys are acting like children..."
"WE ARE NOT!"
"You are and that's why I'm gonna keep you both in there for longer."
"NORTON, LET US OUT!"
"Nope. Not until you guys calm down and get along."
They heard his footsteps get quieter and quieter. They looked at each other and sighed, Edgar slapping his hands on his thighs. Luca leaned his elbow on his knee, his chin resting on his hand.
"I guess we have to..." Luca said, sighing heavily.
"I don't want to!"
"We can't stay in here all day."
"I would stay in here for the rest of my life if it means not talking to you."
"You're doing it now."
"What?"
"Talking to me. You're talking to me right now."
"For fuck sake Luca, I'm not in the mood for this bullshit."
"C'mon Eddie, let's just talk this all out..."
"Denied!"
"Edgar."
"No."
"Eddie."
"No."
"Ed."
"No."
"Edwin."
Edgar stared at him, gritting his teeth.
"What did you just call me...?
"Edwin. I called you Edwin."
"Do you have a death wish?"
"Perhaps. What's it to you?"
Luca snickered and Edgar lunged at him, tackling him to the ground. He straddled him and grabbed his collar, pulling him closer.
"I would gladly kill you right now."
"Do it then."
"You're lucky that I'm gonna spare you..."
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Edluca Oneshots
General FictionI wanted to write my own Edluca oneshots because I love them sm help. Smut and fluff.