The Family CHAT
Peter
Someone tell Sprinkles shes being homophobic to me
Sprinkles
I AM FUCKING NOT
I JUST TOLD HIM THAT HE CAN'T DRIVE MY MOTORCYCLE
ITS MY BABY AND I DONT NEED HER BEING BLOWN UP AGAIN
Dad
Again?
Sprinkles
I feel like we have been over that
Bad men blew it up
Bob can't build it
Why?
Sprinkles
Stole something
Peter
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
IT WAS A HATE CRIME
Sprinkles
IT WAS NOT
I JUST SAID YOU CANT DRIVE
I DONT WANT TO DIE AGAIN
Peter
IT'S BECAUSE IM A BISEXUAL THOUGH
Dr.Bruce
Die again?
Toaster
That is very concerning
Bob can build it
AGAIN
Sprinkles
I feel like I shouldn't have said that
It was in a car crashes or something
Anyways back to Peter
IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOUR BISEXUAL
IM LITERALLY PANSEXUAL AND CAN DRIVE FINE
Peter
NOT FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD
Sprinkles
YOU DRIVE DONUTS IN A PARKING LOT AND HIT A MAN AND SUDDENLY YOUR A BAD DRIVER
(the man was wade)
Peter
YES
Snake
you hit a man?
Dad
WHY
Mom
Did you get caught
Old man
Did the man yell at you
Spork
I am very concerned
Sprinkles
The dude let me drive and I ACSIDENLY HIT HIM
but he's fine he's a friend
And he only yelled at me a little for scratching the car
Mom
That's good
Bird brain
These kids have more fun than we do
Bob can't build it
We literally have laser tag and a paint ball room
Stop complaining or ill turn off your air conditioning
Bird brain
I hate this place
Peter
I still think it was rude
Sprinkles
Whatever
Get your own car if you want to drive
Peter
Ew work
Sprinkles
Exactly
A/n
I'm getting platforms tomorrow so that's fun
I also have family stopping over so I'm gonna clean
It's like 1 am though
WHATEVER THOUGH
goodbye
-The Author
YOU ARE READING
An Avengers story
Fanfiction(FINISHED STORY) When Peter Parker and Alex (Oc) texts the avengers and befriend them will the avengers end up finding out the two teens secret of being the neighborhood vigilantes Spider-Man and Venom. Or will the avengers tear them apart first.