SO WHY DID THE IMPORTANT IN-UNIVERSE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT PALPATINE IS ALIVE GET RELEASED THROUGH FORTNITE??? Why did Palpatine even use a broadcast if his location was hidden? Did he want to attract Rey? Why did they have to do a Dora the Explorer mission to find Exegol then?
who was kylo killing on mustafar, are there even more sith cultists no one knew about
how dare they bring james earl jones and ian mcdiarmid into this, how dare they
Pickle Snokes Pickle Snokes Pickle Snokes Why is Snoke a pickle Why are there more Snokes Why did Palpatine do that Why did we have to see pre-animate naked Snoke bodies floating in pickle juice with the tubes and the what the frick??? Don't they say in The Mandalorian that strandcasts are supposed to look smooth and kinda plasticine? Why do all the Snokes come out with that same scar on their heads? How was Snoke such a powerful dark side user if he was just a clone sent out into the world? I guess they were supposed to have stolen Grogu's force juice to make him? That's really freaking depressing. Why was THAT the form Palpatine chose to tempt a little boy and rule a governmental body?
Did Anakin not know about all this??? Could he not have given anyone a heads-up? Even when Ben prayed to him? I've mentioned this before but it's stupid. TLJ pales in comparison.
Time to say it. How is Palpatine alive? If the Force isn't broken then there's no way, he got electrocuted and then fell to his death and then exploded and then the base he was exploded on also exploded. They say it's clones but then why does he look so wrinkly like a corpse? Why wouldn't he make himself a young man again? Since when can the Sith switch their consciousness to a clone, or did he Voldemort it up until someone gave him a body? Palpatine died in RotJ, otherwise there was no point to the first six movies and the whole Chosen One prophecy thing was just untrue. Which is dumb.
This is the canon explanation, it is stupid and completely erases Anakin's sacrifice because Palpatine expected it all along. It also assumes Sheev knew he would fail to stop the Rebels, which... why?
Why were all the Star Destroyers buried? Dramatic effect, I guess. How did they make all those Star Destroyers without a supply chain? You can't get to Exegol except by these two wayfinders, so who was the foreman bringing in millions of tons of metal and not telling anyone? Where did they source it? Were they building this while the Empire was still active? Did no one in the Empire wonder where all the resources were going? Why did he bother making the First Order if he had all this? Or did Snoke just go rogue and none of that was supposed to happen? WHAT EXACTLY WAS PALPATINE'S PLAN?
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Retrospective on the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (and Resistance)
FanfictionA way-too-nerdy and not-at-all forgiving look at episodes VII-IX plus Resistance.