The amazing sprinkles

                                    

                                          

The family CHAT

Sprinkles
IGNORE EVERYTHING PETER SAYS 
Peter 
NO DONT ITS FUNNY
Dad
What happened now?
Sprinkles
Nothing BAD
Peter
Lie
Sprinkles
Nothing THAT bad
Peter
I'm telling them
Sprinkles
Ughhhhhh
Fine
Peter
FUCK YA
Dad
I'm not ready
Peter
Good
Ok so me and Sprinkles we're out on a walk and we're getting tacos
And I turn away to order and when I turn back to talk to her she's fucking GONE
so I start to panic because it's Sprinkes
Sprinkles
Offense has been taken
Peter
So I looked around for like a second before I see her standing in an allyway with this buff ass looking dude
AND SHES YELLING AT HIM
"Oh, you wanna go tough guy, huh? Why the fuck are you backing away now? You had all that fucking audacity to come and try to kidnap me and now you're backing away. Is it because I punched you in the balls and now I'm yelling at you? Is that it? You're sad you're getting yelled at by a teenager you tried to kidnap. Is that fucking it?"
THAT IS WHAT SHE FUCKING SAID
WORD
FOR
WORD
Sprinkles
How do you remember that but not where you put your phone  
Peter
Irrelevant to the story
ANYWAYS
She's not done
So the guy pushed past her and tries to run
But Sprinkles fucking horse collars him making him fall back onto the ground 
(it's when you grab a person by the back of their shirt and pull them back. I also did it to my sister once)
And then sprinkles punched him right across the face and it knocked him out
Then we called 911 and he got arrested and we had tacos
Sprinkles
I'm fun 
Mom
Get it kid
Snake
Yay!
Old man
Good job
Dad
Don't encourage her
I don't need to look for more people picking fights
Old man
It was only one time
Dad
One time a night
Sprinkles
To be fair I didn't pick this one fight
I just fought it
Dad
Still good job
But didn't fight to many people 
Sprinkles
I wont
Peter
She will
Sprinkles
I'm breaking that promise and going to fight Peter 
Peter
Ah shit
Snake
Good luck


-later-

Sprinkles
Update
I fought Peter and now he is hanging upside down from his ceiling
No one ask how I was able to do that 
And now I am eating dinner with his Aunt
Mission complete bitches
Mom
Good job
Snake
Yay
Bird brain
Oh God





A/n
I got a texting chapter done!
I haven't done too many text chapters because I need to put some IRL chapters in there too so we can keep the story moving 
But I got one in!
Also thank you all for the Happy Birthday comments they made me smile
Anyway
Goodbye
-the author