"Oh shut the fuck up, Vagina, Hell was already overpopulated way before I was born!" Blitzø snapped back
"Pbbbbbbbt! 'Vagina', good one." Velvet laughed amusingly
"It doesn't even matter, you shouldn't be killing innocent humans in the first place." Charlie said
"In Blitzø's defense, some of the people IMP kills are not innocent, like me for example, I'm a scientist who experiments on the poor." Lyle said
"Exactly, you can also take her for example." Blitzø said, pointing at Martha "This one's a total psychopath who has committed genocide multiple times with her family."
"It's true, me & my family do that." Martha nodded
"Hey, I hate to break it to ya, Princess, but our world ain't all sunshine & rainbows, it's a very mean & nasty place, take it from a living person like me sweetheart." Agent 2 said
"She's right, hell, I used to be apart of that mean & nasty world back when I was alive." Henroin said
"Besides, guilty & innocent aren't our business, Ms. Morningstar. Killing who we are paid to is our business." Millie said
"How could you say—." Charlie said horrifyingly
"That's enough, Charlotte." Lucifer said before looking at Blitzø "Blitzø, is there a reason why you kill humans in the living world?"
"Have you seen my company's commercial jingle?" Blitzø said
"Yes, but when I saw it, I thought it was a joke, I didn't think it was for real." Lucifer said
"Well, like I said, my company kills humans to help sinners in Hell settle their unfinished business." Blitzø said
"Unfinished business? You mean you help sinners get revenge on people in the living world?" Arackniss asked
"Yes." Blitzø said
"Dear, your thoughts?" Lilith asked
"...Well, I would be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed." Lucifer said "But in all honesty, I'm quite impressed with the idea of your company."
"Wait really?" Blitzø said confusingly
"Yes, I mean that's quite an idea I should've thought of a long time ago." Lucifer said
"Oh...thanks, I guess." Blitzø said unsurely
"I'm quite disappointed that you didn't invite me, I would've been very entertained by your company." Alastor said
"At least we know why they kill people." Agent 1 & 2 thought
"I see, what's that file you're holding?" God asked
"This file contains every information about Blitzø." Leo said as he gave God the file
"Hmm...uh-huh...oh." God said intriguingly as He read the file "Yes, I know how we can settle this."
"What are you talking about, Father, can you tell us what the file says about Blitzø?" Michael asked
"I'll tell you, but you may find some of this quite disturbing & shocking, but the rest is surprising & interesting." God said
Later that night, Blitzø was asleep on the couch. Just then, a big bright light shone in the room & faded away revealing God & Galim.
"My Lord, I don't think this is a good idea." Galim whispered nervously
"Shhhhh." God shushed as He looked at the sleeping Imp, He noticed his puffy eyes & the tear-stained pillow underneath his head "Poor boy, must've cried himself to sleep."