Jack's Issues

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SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris

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Ball: YALL when we talked about celebrities we forgot the ultimates
Ball: DIANA ROSS AND TESSA THOMPSON

Icheal: omg I love Diana Ross

TiroCalliente: no that's actually true we've watched almost all of her movies and he plays the supremes when he cooks
TiroCalliente: it's so cute when he dances around the kitchen making eggs

Icheal: shot I love you but you weren't supposed to tell anyone that

SirFrancis: that's everything.

Nerd: Diana Ross and the Supremes made the best music.

SirFrancis: Davey listens to them in the morning before he goes to work:)

Nerd: Sometimes, Jack will join me in the bathroom while I'm brushing my teeth and we sing together.

Ball: Aww that's so cute
Ball: anyway does anyone know the nearest bridge to throw myself off of

Nerd: Don't act like you don't know what we're talking about.

Ball: no yeah it is cute but also hella annoying
Ball: it does leave Jack in a good mood to talk tho

Icheal: that's nice

TiroCalliente: elaborate

SirFrancis: I may have let it slip that Snyder used to watch and wait for me to fall asleep

Nerd: Jack!

SirFrancis: in my defense, I was hopped up on battery acid

Nerd: EXCUSE ME?!

Ball: the drink! He means the drink
Ball: it's when you put a bunch of crap in a cup and drink it it's freaking disgusting

Nerd: Why is that a thing?
Nerd: Anyway, Jack, we're talking about this when I get home.

SirFrancis: uh I don't want to

Nerd: Well, it's a conversation we need to have.

SirFrancis: why

Nerd: Because I care and love you, and I want to know how to do that without hurting you.

Icheal: that's actually kinda sweet
Icheal: Alexa play señorita

TiroCalliente: 🤣

SirFrancis: let's do this later

Ball: why did y'all just skip over tessa Thompson like I didn't mention her smh

Icheal: who tf is that

Ball: VALKYRIE?!?!?!

Icheal: oh lol yeah

TiroCalliente: I love her she's so funny
TiroCalliente: like delivery is amazing

WalkingStick: Tommy boy

TommyBoy: yes

WalkingStick: I just found out you're allergic to cockroaches

TommyBoy: ???

flirter: BACSYSBSJSKKS
flirter: imagine being allergic to cockroaches

Sin/CinnamonRoll: why would he be allergic to roaches

WalkingStick: bc he's allergic to chocolate

TommyBoy: ??????

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