Crimes

                                    

                                          
SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey 
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron 
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
flash: Morris
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vroomvroom: do you know how easy it is to commit a crime
speck: yeah
Sin/CinnamonRoll: what are you getting at?
vroomvroom: all you have to do is not get caught 
vroomvroom: crazy easy
Sin/CinnamonRoll: race...
Icheal: we stole a bike
ThePickleMan: I-
speck: I'm proud of you Race
karofskylol: I'm impressed nice job
Sin/CinnamonRoll: DONT CONGRATULATE HIM
TiroCalliente: Ike.
Icheal: Mi amor?
TiroCalliente: I told you to stop stealing things 
Sin/CinnamonRoll: THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: uh uh where's Davey when you need him
vroomvroom: he and Jack went on a date
vroomvroom: you know he puts stuff in his purse when they're out together 
speck: that means we can do whatever we want
karofskylol: I've always wondered why this chat wasnt as unhinged as I expected it to be🧐
Sin/CinnamonRoll: WHAT?!
speck: Elmer you know you're only doing this so Davey doesn't get mad at us too much
vroomvroom: like that girl from the Cat in the Hat
vroomvroom: wait not like her she's selfish and el isn't selfish
speck: good try babe
Icheal: DUDE I JUST TRIPPED THIS OLD LADY
Sin/CinnamonRoll: WHAT
speck: OH MY GOD
TiroCalliente: JESUS CHRIST
karofskylol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sin/CinnamonRoll: STOP LAUGHING
ThePickleMan: you all need Jesus 
Icheal: Jesus and I are best friends honey don't worry about me
Icheal: but anywayyyy
WalkingStick: how do you run from the police without running from the police?
Sin/CinnamonRoll: that's it I'm out✌️
Icheal: uh don't🤨
Icheal: you're supposed to hide in plain sight 
TiroCalliente: you've never run from the police before?
WalkingStick: I'm literally disabled dumbass
speck: I'm sorry I snorted
WalkingStick: I'll hit you with my crutch spot Conlon don't f with me I'm the right one