Chapter 14: The Truth From Kenny

                                    

                                          
Meanwhile back at Kenny's lab, Clyde was sitting at a desk to do some work as Wendy goes up to sit next to him.
"What are you working on, Clyde?" Wendy asked.
"I'm going through Kenny's journals again to try to find some answers. Seems like you just keep hitting dead ends, you know? I'm just tired and I want to go home." Clyde explained.
"I know. I'm exhausted, too. You can take a break if you want." Wendy said.
"No, I need to know some answers." Clyde said.
"Listen, I'm sorry to hear about you and Mariah from earlier." Wendy said.
"Yeah, it was difficult for me as much as it was to her." Clyde said.
"I know what would cheer you up. You wanna maybe do a little bump?" Wendy asked.
"Huh?" Clyde asked.
"I was just-- I've got some coke and I thought we could... I don't know, do you want to party?" Wendy asked.
"Fuck yes, I want to party." Clyde said.
"Really?" Wendy asked.
"Fuck yes." Clyde answered.
"Oh, I'm so glad you're down." Wendy said.
Wendy pours the coke onto the table and distributes it into two lines.
"Nobody else is even cool enough for me to ask. It's pretty good shit, too." Wendy said.
Wendy snorts some coke up to her nose.
"Oh, man. Thank God. Thank God I brought this. Here you go." Wendy said.
"Fuck yes. Let's fucking party." Clyde said.
Clyde begins to snort it, but stops when he realizes something.
"Wait a minute. What is this really?" Clyde asked.
"What do you mean?" Wendy asked.
"This isn't cocaine, it's the COVID vaccine isn't it?! I'm not putting that shit in my body!" Clyde said, angrily.
"Forget it, guys. It didn't work." Wendy said to others.
The guys comes out of hiding and groans that their plan didn't work.
"You guys were gonna trick me into taking the vaccine?!" Clyde shouted, angrily to the others.
"God damn it, Clyde, we want to get out of here!" Craig shouted, angrily.
"My body is a temple and I'm not taking that shit!" Clyde shouted, angrily.
"It's not like this has something to do with Mariah that she leaves you because you never get vaccinated." Craig said.
"Wait. You guys tell her to leave me because of the COVID before she left me?!" Clyde shouted, angrily.
"Let's just face it, guys, it's over. We're never gonna find what Kenny was after. Whoever controls the world and killed our friend is just gonna get away with it." Jimmy explained.
"Not so fast!" Kyle shouted.
Kyle, Mariah, Stan, and Cartman enter the lab.
"We did it! We found Kenny's hidden information!" Kyle shouted.
"You did?" Wendy asked.
"All we need is to watch it to reveal the answer." Mariah said.
"And now we can finally learn the truth! Whoever Kenny was after, we are gonna take those fuckers down!" Kyle shouted.
Kyle inserts the hard drive into the machine, the TV starts playing.
"The date is November 3rd. It is 2:07 p.m. Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be attempting to travel back in time. In order to stop the COVID pandemic from ever happening." The Female Scientist explained.
"He did it?" Kyle asked.
"Dr. McCormick believes that going back is the only way to stop the people who have ruined the future. In the event of Dr. McCormick's death, he wants everyone to know the group that is responsible for the way things are." The Female Scientist explained.
The Female Scientist shows a photograph of the boys and Mariah as kids to the camera.
"It is my four dickhead friends, Stan, Kyle, Mariah and Cartman." The Female Scientist said.
The others all stare in shock.
"What?!" Stan asked.
"Dr. McCormick says that these four completely ruined everything when they let COVID break up their friendship and became argumentative, combative, pessimistic assholes." The Female Scientist explained.
Kenny was speaking unintelligible muffled words.
"He says he hopes you guys are watching this." The Female Scientist said.
Kenny says more muffled words.
"He spent his whole life trying to fix your broship, which is friendship together and then realized this was the only way, 'cause you guys suck. The sequence is active! The historic moment is here! Godspeed, Dr. McCormick!"The Female Scientist explained.
"Wait! Dr. McCormick, you forgot your chin diaper!" The Other Scientist shouted to Kenny as he runs towards him.
Suddenly, the alarm starts blaring as a warning.
"Something's wrong!" Another Scientist shouted.
Kenny starts convulsing as the room starts shaking. All the scientists in the room, except for Kenny explode that he disappears, leaving only an oxygen mask behind that it caused to kill all of the scientists. Kenny was gone for several seconds until reappearing and getting out of the seat, walking away and coughing. The video ends, leaving the others in shock afterwards.
"All this time, the bad guys we were after, who Kenny said ruined the future, was you guys?" Craig asked.
"Wendy, I've been trying not to say anything but... your friends are all kind of douchebags." Darwin said to Wendy.