SirFrancis: Jack
Nerd: Davey
vroomvroom: Race
WalkingStick: Crutchie
*insertmemeshere*: Finch
ThePickleMan: Henry
speck: Spot
pins: Buttons
Glasses: Specs
flirter: Romeo
Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer
CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert
BartholomewIII: Bart
#2: Mike
Icheal: Ike
jonoyoudont: JoJo
TiroCalliente: Hotshot
Gush: Mush
PirateCosplayer: Blink
TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron
TheYGuy: York
karofskylol: Oscar
JudyMoody: Skittery
Ocean: Waves
TommyBoy: Tommy Boy
WEEWOO THIS IS YOUR WARNING FOR TALK OF RELIGION DONT ASK WHY
I LOVE THE PRINCE OF EGYPT SO THATS WHY
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WalkingStick: y'all this is my friend Tommy Boy I've known him since I was little be nice
*WalkingStick added 'TommyBoy' to "Thor is Hot"*
TommyBoy: hello
Gush: you're an awkward shy boy
TommyBoy: oh
TommyBoy: okay
*insertmemeshere*: hold on a second
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Group Chat—The Unholy Trinity bc of Finch
*insertmemeshere*: you guys he's cute
pins: I knowww
ThePickleMan: don't be aggressive finch he's new
*insertmemeshere*: wha- why are you only warning me?!
ThePickleMan: for one, you took the time to type that out
ThePickleMan: two you flirt on purpose
*insertmemeshere*: whatever
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Group Chat—Moses was Hebrew
Nerd: He actually was.
vroomvroom: I always thought the movie was Christian propaganda
Nerd: Nope. Dreamworks did their research and made sure the movie wasn't too offensive but also as accurate as a children's movie could be when talking about the Old Testament. They really made the dream work.
Nerd: It's utterly and completely Jewish.
TommyBoy: I'm so lost
Ball: woah new guy
Ball: who are you
TommyBoy: Tommy boy, apparently
Ball: wait I know you
Ball: your names Tomás right
TommyBoy: yeah
Icheal: ¿Hablas español?
TommyBoy: Entiendo lo que eso significa, pero no soy latino
#2: Eso es desafortunado
TommyBoy: my aunt is salvadoreña and she named me
Icheal: after a family member
TommyBoy: her dad
Icheal: knew it
Nerd: Ike, you're pretty active today.
Icheal: well I needed to tell Jack that his cousin found me and won't stop spamming
SirFrancis: roller shut up
Ball: damn I didn't even do anything
Ball: I'm calling that a microaggression
Nerd: For which group?
Ball: hell all of them
WalkingStick: not Jack being racist💀
#2: and sexist
vroomvroom: and lesbophobic
SirFrancis: 😐
Icheal: no the other one
Icheal: Annie
SirFrancis: ohhhhhhh
*SirFrancis added OrphanAnnie to "Moses was Hebrew"*
SirFrancis: stop harassing people Annie
OrphanAnnie: Ike is really rude
OrphanAnnie: get an attitude check dude
Icheal: YOU TOKD ME I LOOKED LIKE NICHOLAS CAGE ON CRACK
Icheal: LIKE WHAG DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
OrphanAnnie: Bless your heart.
OrphanAnnie: and I have parents wtf Jack
SirFrancis: compensation
TommyBoy: you guys are odd
Sin/CinnamonRoll: it's been worse
karofskylol: it really has
SirFrancis: I didn't really need you for anything so byeeeeee
*SirFrancis removed Orphan Annie from "Moses was Hebrew"*
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