To each their own

                                    

                                          
⚠️ smut ⚠️ 
“Ever consider doing it in the woods?” Eren asked as he looked around.
“Ew, you horny ass fucker!” Levi cried. “Do you want bugs crawling all over you as you fuck? They could get inside your ass or cock!” Levi squirmed, acting as if he was brushing off bugs from his skin. Eren chuckled.
“Don’t even get me started on the dirt!” the raven haired beauty moaned.
Eren picked Levi up, holding him in front of him as their lips met. Levi clung to his neck, winding his hands into his hair to hold him in place as they fought with their tongues. Eren broke away chuckling.
“Not going to let you win.” He snickered.
“So, you just stop kissing me, brat.” Levi hissed.  They went hack to the house. Petra was awake sitting up. She looked around at everyone.
“I can’t believe you let them kill me!” She yelled at Levi. Levi hugged Eren tighter. He was once more on Eren’s back.
“Get it through your head, we are not together. I don’t love you, I never will! We aren’t even friends since you did all this stupid shit! I LOVE EREN!” Levi screamed at here.
“Eren loves to hear!” Eren commented as Levi had yelled in his ear. Eren sat the smaller male down in a chair. He leaned his hip against the side of the table. Petra was crying over how mean Levi was being. Levi stood up.
Wincing he walked up towards the blond girl. She eyed him. “You want to know why I’m limping? Why it hurts to walk?” he asked. Silently she nodded her head through her tears.
“Well, let me explain as simply as I can.” Levi placed his hand on Eren’s chest as the teen moved with him. “I fucked Eren. He has a huge cock and I took it in my ass. It felt fucking amazing!” He cried rolling his eyes.
“I am gay!” He snarled at Petra. “I never liked you or Isabel or any female in a romantic way. To me you are just…” He waved his hand trying to think of a good way to describe how he felt. “people.” He added lamely.
“Furlan is hot. I liked kissing him. He is pretty hung for a white guy.” Levi smirked as Furlan rolled his eyes. 
“Really, shrimp!” Furlan teased. Levi blew him a snarky kiss.
“But Eren takes hot to a hole other level. Not only is he good at kissing but he gets me harder than anything I had ever known. Feeling him inside me…”
“STOP, STOP IT!” Petra screamed covering her ears. “You’re so mean, Levi! You’re not gay, you are just mean!” She yelled.
“DO YOU WANT TO WATCH US FUCK?” Levi yelled back. “Will that get through to you!” He snarled. 
“Levi maybe you should uh, just go.” Furlan offered.
“And what, wait around until she finds some other fucking hex or curse to put on me?” Levi spat. “I warn you, you go after Eren and I will make sure the dead thing becomes permanent.” He warned her.
“Do you think I would allow her to curse you again?” Furlan muttered. He got up and took them out of the room. Upstairs he showed them some supplies.
“Now, I can give you each a bracelet, it is basically a protective spell aimed at making any curse of hex go away from you. Or, we can do a tattoo that would do the same thing. That way it can’t be lost.” Furlan said.
“Tattoo!” Eren jumped at it. “They’re hot.” He chuckled. Levi smirked.
“Want me to put it on my ass?” he asked. Eren wiggled his eyebrow seductively.