Oh Sai...

                                    

                                          
Sai 
                          
I walk down the street to Yuu's house. He's been out all day so I was just finna check up on him. I had a bag of strudels my mum made for him too.
                          
I hum and pull my scarf over my nose.
                          
Freaking winter.
                          
I turn the next corner and feel a set of hands wrap around me. "The he-"
                          
A hand covers my mouth and I started to struggle.
                          
"Now, now, Sai calm down." A voice in front of me says. I look to see CJ grinning at me. Whoever is behind starts to pull me backwards and I'm thrown to the ground.
                          
A foot  slams into my side and I let out a huff of air.
                          
"This one's Jay's , right?" Another voice says.
                          
"Yea, go easy on 'em Dio." I blink at the name instantly recognize it. I look up and groan. Yep it's that Dio.
                          
"The hell do you two want?"
                          
They both look at each other. "Payback." Dio says. I blink in confusion. Well it doesn't matter at the moment.
                          
CJ walks over to the bag I had and looks through it. He scowls "I hate baked shit." He says and throws the bag on the ground and stomps it.
                          
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That bastard did not just step in muma's cooking!!!!!
                          
I stand up and glare at both of them. I am about to go bloody hulk/Thor/Loki on these bitches.
                          
"I am going to transgender you both."

                          
In the distance while people were carrying on about their daily jobs a pair of high-pitched screams broke out making some people flinch. 
                          
Some people wondered what they were while others went back to business.
                          
What they didn't know was that the entire male population had heard it. And they knew exactly what it was.
                          
That was the scream of a man getting his balls and dick being forcibly removed by a woman or an angry ex.
                          
They all cringed and prayed they weren't next.
                          
Yuu
                          
"Hey Sai." I greet quietly as I opened the door. I was finally able to take a nap and I woke up when the door bell rung.
                          
"Hey sweetie. How's it?" He asks and I shrug. When he walks in I take note of how big his clothes are. "Are those Jay's clothes?"
                          
He sits his bag on the counter. "You can say that. Can I use your shower, I ran into something filthy on the way." I nod. "I'll be in my room when you're done."
                          
I go upstairs and flop on my bed. I had taken dinner medicine earlier and it helped take my mind of things for a bit and I was still sleepy.
                          
I woke up probably an hour later to my phone ringing . Sai was sleeping on the futon and I reached down to grab my phone.
                          
"Hello?" I say after yawning.
                          
"Its Akira." I perk up a bit. "I'm just calling to check you." He says and I hum. "Something's wrong?" I ask. He chuckles a bit and I can hear a few people in the background. "No, not any more." He says. "What does that mean?" I ask. "Ask Sai when you get the chance."
                          
So when Sai woke up he told me  everything.
                          
And I mean everything people.
                          
He brought his bag in the room and brings out two things wrapped in foil.
                          
"Please don't tell me that's...." I trail off and he nods.
                          
"They messed with muma's cooking. That was the price the paid." He says.
                          
"You are awesome, you know." I say to him and he grins at me. 
                          
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Well, since you guys kept shoving the U-word in my face I made a short update. So there you go.