It's not mature, just a little unhinged, and Wattpad isn't ready for it
I always wanted to make one of these, so I did.
This has bad language, musical/pop culture references, bad jokes, chaos, and maybe a few vacations. Oh, there's also the Delancey...
SirFrancis: Jack Nerd: Davey vroomvroom: Race WalkingStick: Crutchie *insertmemeshere*: Finch ThePickleMan: Henry speck: Spot pins: Buttons Glasses: Specs flirter: Romeo Sin/CinnamonRoll: Elmer CarrotTopIsOffensive: Albert BartholomewIII: Bart #2: Mike Icheal: Ike jonoyoudont: JoJo TiroCalliente: Hotshot Gush: Mush PirateCosplayer: Blink TheYGuy'sGuy: Myron TheYGuy: York
I honestly was just spewing out dog breeds idk
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TheYGuy'sGuy: I had a dream and Race, Ike, and Crutchie were in it
speck: tf? What was it about
TiroCalliente: count your blessings.
SirFrancis: I can't be the only one terrified about the four most chaotic people in a dream together
WalkingStick: did you enjoy it😏
TheYGuy: I've already had this dream explained to me and TheYGuy: it's too chaotic even for me
TheYGuy'sGuy: okay so we were at a pride parade and I was like "we should get slushies" and race was like "okay" and he pulled them out of his mouth but they weren't wet with saliva and we all drank them TheYGuy'sGuy: also Crutchie had robot legs
WalkingStick:😀
TheYGuy'sGuy: and we were transported to the horse races except race was a horse in the race and it said number four and Ike was like "it's fitting" and then he bet 50 mil on him and won and I was like "damn straight" and he was like "we're not straight" and then we got transported again
Nerd: What?
TheYGuy'sGuy: then we started singing The Campfire Song Song in the house and Crutchie was dancing too hard so he drilled a hole in the floor but we found treasure so we went into the hole and we were like the kids in the Goonies except Ike and Race were dressed as Indiana Jones and me and Crutchie were dressed as ketchup and mustard TheYGuy'sGuy: oh and I'm On My Way started playing and then we saw SHREK and screamed and then I woke up
Icheal: valid.
Sin/CinnamonRoll: what were you on when you went to sleep last night
vroomvroom: and where can I get some
CarrotTopIsOffensive: nO—
speck: alright no more mtn dew for you before bed
*insertmemeshere*: Myron:
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pins: finch you drink it too don't bully people
ThePickelMan: I eat kool aid pickles like they're crack so I can't say anything
