awesome afternoon

                                    

                                          
Y/n
As Ike wondered into my living room, he glanced around in awe. "Nice place you have, y/n" he says sweetly. "thanks Ikey" I say. "Sorry- what did you just call me?" He giggled. "I called you Ikey" I said. "You never call me that- have you been talking to Luca too much?-" he laughs. "I guess so" I laugh along. "Oh!- almost forgot- do you want something to eat or drink?" I ask him. "Waters fine" he says as he continues looking around. "How about some caviar toast?" I ask. His face lit up as he looked in my direction. "You would make me caviar toast?!" He exclaimed. "Of course! Your my best friend and my guest so why wouldn't I?" I say as I head to the kitchen. "Thank you!" Ike says. "No problem Ike" I say back as I begin to make him some caviar toast. Once I Finnish making it, I bring it to Ike who is standing in the living room patiently. "Here you go Ike" I say sitting it on the coffee table. Ike looks at the couch funny. "You don't need to ask me if you can sit- you can sit anywhere you like" I say as I sit on the couch. "Oh- thank you" he says awkwardly as he sits beside me. He looks at me funny. "What's with the face?" I ask. "Aren't you having any?" He asks. "Oh- no, I don't like eating Infront of people-" I say shyly. "You don't have to worry about eating Infront of me, I won't judge you for anything" he smiles at me. "Thank you, but I'm ok" I tell him. I then go one my phone and message mysta and vox. "食べ物をありがとう！" (Thank you for the food!) Ike says before biting into the toast. "Man of culture huh?" I say. "Hm? Oh-" Ike says before finishing his bite. "My apologies for speaking with my mouth full- but yes, I do like to say thanks for the food before I eat" he says politely. "No need to apologize!- god I'm not special enough for you to apologize to me-" I laugh. "Your more than special enough for my apologies! Don't say that about yourself!" He politely scolds me. "Ok father" I joke. "Do not call me that please-" he laughs before taking another bite. I just laugh and continue to text vox and mysta.
~vox, mysta, y/n gc~
Y/n: yo! You guys have seen Ike irl before right?
Vox: yes why?
Mysta: ????
Y/n:


Mysta: WAIT WHAT?!?!
Vox: are you with Ike right now?
Y/n: idk- is that Ike on my couch eating caviar toast?
Mysta: HOW DARE YOU NOT INVITE US?!
Vox: indeed, why were we not invited?
Y/n: maybe because your British? And we're in America?
Mysta: oh right
~irl~
I turn my phone off and look up to see Ike looking awkward. "You 'right Ike?" I ask. "Yes, sorry. I didn't want to bother you while you were texting someone so I sat here and waited for you to be done-" he says nervously. "I was just texting Milord and the bottom- it's fine-" I say. "Vox and mysta? What about?" He asks. "How cute and amazing you are" I say proudly. "oh- i- uhm-" he stutters, clearly flustered. "Ok- I'll take your plate, you can do whatever" I laugh as I take his plate to the dishwasher. "Thank you" he says and he snoops around a bit. 
~20 minutes later~
"Hey, I'm kinda bored- wanna confuse YouTube?" I ask Ike. "you know I love confusing people!" He says. "mhm! Should I go live and you come in and pretend your a friend then leave?" I ask. "sure" he agrees. And so I went live, and Ike stood at the door, waiting. "Hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes! How ya doing?" I ask my chat. Ike and I had agreed that I would cough, then it was time to trick everyone. "Good? You better be." I threaten my chat. •cough• "ah- sorry-" •knock knock• "oh- one sec- come in!" I say over to Ike. He opens the door then closes it before coming and standing beside me. "Heyyy! I was wondering if you wanted to hang out? Maybe get some food?" He asks. "Oof- can't leave the house right now, sorry-" I say trying to hold in my laughter. Of course my chat is freaking out, saying things like 'your unmuted' 'who it that' and 'THAT SOUNDS LIKE IKE! IS THAT HIM???' "oh- that's fine, but when are you free?" He asks, trying not to laugh as well. "I should be free in about two or three hours I think?" I say. "Cool! Hang then?" He asks. "Sure!" I say. He then walks back over to the door and opens it. "See you later!" He says. "Yup" I say. He closes the door but stays inside the room. "Sorry about that guys- oh? I was unmuted- oh shit-" I say. Chat is still freaking the fuck out. "Calm the fuck down chat-" I say before looking over to Ike. He just mouthes the words 'watch your profanity' and I look back at chat while trying not to crack up. 'Was that Ike??' 'WHO WAS THAT' 'WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE IKE' "my friend? Oh- uhh- idk why he sounds like ike-" I say trying so hard not to laugh. I look over towards him and he's got his face against the wall and his hand over his mouth trying not to laugh. I smile and look back to chat. 'what are you looking at?' 'whats wrong?' 'why are you turning around?' "what do you mean chat?" I ask. 'your acting weird'. I heard a small bang so I turned to look at Ike who has one hand on his mouth facing the wall with the other hand on the wall in a fist. "I'm not acting weird chat" I say turning back. •ah-choo• Ike sneezed. 'WHAT WAS THAT' chats spamming. "Sorry guys- I sneezed-" I cover for him. 'TSKRRR TSKRRR' "tskrrr ahahaha" I laugh while glaring at Ike. He mouths 'im sorry' with a sad face. I make a face of pity. •squeek• I turn around to see what that was, then I remembered I have pet mice. "Oh shit- I forgot to feed you I'm sorry" I say as I get up and go to my two female mice and my two male mice. "Sorry babys" I say as I feed them, then pick the two girls out and go back to my chair with them and their food. 'WHAT HAPPENED' 'what??' chat asks. "Sorry chat I forgot to feed my kids" I say with a slight chuckle. I then hear Ike move and I look towards him, with my mice on my shoulder. "AAHHH" he screams and runs to the back corner of my room. I laugh. "Wtf bro-" I say. 'WHO WAS THAT' Ike stared at me with horror on his face. "Your insane!" He says. "Wha- oh-" I realise. "But their so cute! And their named after Luca and mysta" I exclaimed. "And I suppose theirs no point in hiding the fact that your here now- ya goof" I say. "I'm sorry I got scared-" he says. "It's fine- but to might wanna move-" I say pointing to the cage beside him that has my male mouse in it, trying to eat Ike's sleeve. "AH-" he runs to my bed and jumps on it. I put the females back and go to comfort Ike. "It's ok- their nice I swear!" I say as I hug Ike and help him to my chair. He sits down while I got to scold my male mouse for bitting Ike's sleeve. 'WHATS GOING ON?!' the chat spammed. "Hi chat~" Ike says into my mic. 'IKE?!?!' 'WTF IKE WAS THAT YOU?!?!'. "yes the scream was me- I'm sorry-" he says. While he's talking to chat, I get my male mouse out and Boop his nose while scolding "naughty jinnie. No eating his clothes. I've told you not to" I bring him over to Ike. "Say sorry" I hold jinnie next to Ike. Ike looks at me funny. •squeek• "AH-" Ike screams again, causing chat to freak out. "What the hell!" He says. "I made him say sorry for bitting your sleeve" I say before putting him back and walking back over to Ike. "you scared the shit out of me!" He says. "sorry- but your scream was so tskr" I say. "Noo-" he covers his face in embarrassment. "Awh it's ok Ike" I pat his head. "Noo stopp" he whines as he stands up and goes to sulk in the corner. I sit back down and turn to face him. "Stop sulking ya big baby" I laugh. "I'm not a baby!" He yells. "Your acting like one- Ike babyland" I tease. "Do not I swear-" he says. "Ike babyland" I say. "Ok that's it" he says before coming over to me and attacking me with a pillow he grabbed from the chair next to my bed. "AHHH IM SORRY PLEASE! I HAVE KIDS!" I yell while my model and chat goes crazy. "I DONT CARE YOU CALLED ME A BABY" he says. "ILL GET YOU A PET I SWEAR JUST STOP HITTING ME WITH THE PILLOW" I yell. He stops hitting me but stays where he was. "Really?" He asks. "Yes, whatever one you want" I say. Then silence fills the room as we realise what position were in right now. Ike in on top of me with his legs between mine and his arm beside my head. "Oh- sorry- I'll get o-" I cut him off by wrapping my arms around him and pulling him down and hugging him. We both blush. "Chat we're hugging, are you jealous?" I say into my mic. I then see vox in the chat saying 'YOUR HUGGING MY BOY?! HOW DARE YOU HUG HIM FIRST' I laugh. "What?" He asks. "vox is here- he said 'your hugging my boy? How dare you hug him first' and it's so funny" I say. Ike giggles. "Screw you vox! I'll never hug you now" he says. I see vox in chat yell 'NOOOOOO MY BOYYY 😭😭😭 PLSSSS' and I laugh before letting Ike go so he can get up. "Ike how do you feel now that I stole you from vox?" I ask. "Great! I don't like when Milord claims me without asking-" Ike giggles. 'Y/N DIDNT ASK EITHER DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT' vox yells in chat. "Shut up box unlike you, she's with me irl so it doesn't matter" ike sasses out. "Holy shit- Milord do you want some potato with that roast?" I say. "Profanity' y/n!" Ike scolds. "Sorry ikey~" I say. "D-dont say it like that-" he stutters before looking away. "Tsundere much" I tease. "IM NOT A TSUNDERE LEAVE ME ALONE" Ike whines. "I'm sorry- hold on I know something that should cheer you up-" I say. "and that is?" He asks. "Metal karaoke anyone?" I ask. "Really??" He asks, excitedly. "Yea! I love metal songs too" I say. After we finished the stream, it was already 10 pm so Ike sadly had to go home. "Bye Ike! See you tomorrow" I say. "Bye~" he said before kissing me on the cheek and leaving. "Wtf- did he just- omg holy shit-" I ran to my PC and called vox, mysta and Luca and told them everything but not to mention it to Ike. They said they wouldn't say anything so we left it at that and I left and headed off to bed, after texting the groupchat goodnight.
A/n: HIII POG this is probs so bad but idc- let's just hope my friend isn't reading this- and if you are- hi friend! You know who you are! And please don't bully me about this- lol- anyway- Its past midnight and my hands are ice so there won't be another chapter tonight- but there will be soon I promise! Bye bitches and bros and non-binary hoes! Poggg