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There was painful screaming heard around everywhere
But it was no surprise
She was a real milf
We love you Mrs.Stiwtmen.
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"what is your name?"the handsome policeman asked the man shivering
"T-tupii.."the came back boy answered,while he was holding hands with the green man who killed him,to calm down from the confusion

"TUPII!!!"Y/n's face looked like a crying pig who's now going to jail for several years
he looked at his childhood best friend in horror,he didn't even wanted to know what was happening when he wasn't around here.
"AHGGGHHHH!"the brunette's screaming was filled with guilt,she never though she would lose in the end.
Or so she though that she lost forever
It's never too late..
while shrek was celebrating inside,tupii did the opposite
In this darkness,everywhere around the expensive house were police cars,policemans,blue and red flashing lights.
Tupii did cry but thanks to the raining,people didn't notice it was from his eyes
"Stop it"
"Huh?"
"Stop the fuck crying, it's for our own good"the green man glared at him
"Why aren't u in jail?"his soulmate glared at him aswell
"Me??because im the Shrek duh,pffttt"shrek smirked proudly while doing the gay thing with his hand (💅)
"You killed me"
"So?you are alive now"
"All thanks to Y/n"
"Tsk,tsk,you forgot its also thanks to Shrek,me,i filled you with my Mom's blood,do you know how traumatizing it was from me ?i saw things u wouldn't want to..and i still processed to fill u with my Mom's blood,my own mom,so u could live again."
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Flashback
All thanks to shrek's incredible, loud screaming, the polices are coming
That kinda calmed the bald head guy down, Y/n on the other hand was panicking
Y/n was ripping her hair when she saw 9 police cars coming to her way
She started to bite her nails and pray
"Please no..no..no.."
"FUCK!"Y/n broke the window glass with her anger
She couldn't believe it, so basically she worked so hard for this, to be with her childhood bestfriend again just to maybe get into jail and not even a chance to spend time with him now?? just because of that dumb man's screaming?oh holy fuck!
She was angry and embarrassed at the same time..
'oh god..if this will spread everywhere,that i worked so hard for this just so i could lose and let my enemy be with him, then I'll be the most called embarrassing person in the world.."
She was always praising herself of her powerful villainess,but now?huh?
"I can't even get out of the window!there are people everywhere because they are so desperate for the drama."Y/n was gritting her teeth,and her face becoming redder than she could ever imagine "and i would need a real shower to jump out of the window" y/n stared at her body,clothes that were full of blood, it's not like the closet is close anywhere,her house is big and has many stairs,but she decided to give it a sho-
"ANYBODYS THERE!?"a really attractive policeman yelled , while the other 18 policemans holding a gun with him
"M-MEE!UPSTAIRS!"
the policemans stopped for a sec when they heard a yell and crying.
They were all about to go,but the really attractive policeman noticed some girl shaking,holding a gun,her clothes blood filled,her body too also 
"wota fuck?"the police man patted the other policeman's shoulder next to him,when everyone turned around to see what's going on,he pointed at the girl upstairs
"Okay,okay,you ten,cat noir,gashu,spongebob,patrick,jack frost,mickey mouse,batman,goofy,tom cat,homer simpson to the girl,us 8 we will go make sure the boy's ok and find the dead body"Shrek's dad decided
When y/n heard that,she started to shiver more 'O..Oh..oof.."
She turned around to see 10 policemans standing infront of her
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"Young man!what are you doing??"
"Filling him with my Mom's..b...b...bbb.
.blood??"the crying man said in a really sad disappointment voice 
"Where's your mom?"
he started to tear up more
"D...d..d-d-dea..d.."he weakly pointed at her,when he did,something unexpectedly for him happend.
"Sreksa..?m-my wife?"
Shrek fucking gasped "gasp!"
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End of flashback
"So be grateful for that.."
"I never said I'm not."
They both looked down to the ground
"Is it true man?"
"What do u mean shreky?"
"When u told me on the voicecall that u hate and love me?"shrek responded with weak sexy voice 
They both sighed at the same time
"I.."he nodded
"Huh?"Shrek turned to Tupii with a smirk "you love me bro!"
"Man what the fuck?"
Shrek's eyebrows twisted in confusion "what?"
"Brozoning me after i confessed?what kind of a man are you? that's worse than being friendzoned,hmmph!"tupii turned his head away from him
"Ugh!"
"Grr"
"I recommend you to watch girl from nowhere season 2 episode 1,the most beautiful episode"greenie winked
"Okay"
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Shrek is the best but also..
Shrek is love
SHREK IS LIFE
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