Mechanic: Kai?
KaiWasKidnapped: Um. Yes?
HandsomeHero: An awkward silence, as Cinder and Kai both wonder who will confess first. The strange events of yesterday leave them both wondering: Who will make the first move?
Mechanic: WHAT are you TALKING about?
KaiWasKidnapped: He's commentating. Duh. That's what Thorne's good at.
Mechanic: I'll leave that observation to you.
HandsomeHero: ANyways.... What I wanted to say to you guys is... Thornes, anyone?
Mechanic: That's, uh-very kind... But I think I'll pass.
KaiWasKidnapped: How much?
HandsomeHero: Free, if you do me a favor.
KaiWasKidnapped: Say it.
HandsomeHero: I'm kind of in my pranking phase right now.
KaiWasKidnapped: Well, how interesting. So am I.
HandsomeHero: I figured. So I want you to be my sidekick. You know, help me do the work.
KaiWasKidnapped: Gladly.
HandsomeHero: Alright then... How about you, Mechanic? Are you sure you don't want any?
Mechanic: Want creepy Thorne clones when I have the real, live, annoying thing right here? Why would I WANT to?
HandsomeHero: Well, how offensive.
KaiWasKidnapped: Don't worry, Thorne. Cinder doesn't understand the complex world of... awesome. It's just not in her blood.
HandsomeHero: Yeah, it must be because her bloodstream has been tampered with so much. OH! Cyborg joke, am I right?
Mechanic: O.M.G. DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?!
KaiWasKidnapped: Thorne, that was NOT cool.
HandsomeHero: Hey, Kai, my MAN. Aren't you gonna back me up on this?
KaiWasKidnapped: *sniffs disdainfully* I don't think so. You don't get away with insulting my—er. Never mind.
Mechanic: What were you going to say?
HandsomeHero: He was GOING to say GIRLfriend.
KaiWasKidnapped: I was NOT! I was going to say friend. But then... um.. I-deleted it? Because I-urggh.. just didn't like how the sentence turned out?
HandsomeHero: He's LY-ing!!!!!!! *triumphant music*
Mechanic: Okay, cut. Kai, admit it. What were you going to say?
KaiWasKidnapped: I was going to say....I was going to say...
Mechanic: Yes?
HandsomeHero: Go on..
KaiWasKidnapped: I was going to say...
Mechanic: Spit it out!
HandsomeHero: Yeah, don't be a chicken.
KaiWasKidnapped: I was going to say...
Mechanic: JUST SAY IT.
HandsomeHero: Yeah. Go ahead.
KaiWasKidnapped: THAT YOU SHOULD BOTH BE QUIET AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!
KaiWasKidnapped has logged out of the comm.
Mechanic: Oooppsss.... Do you think we were a bit too..hard.. on him?
HandsomeHero: Yeah. Maybe...just a little.
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