Chapter Four

                                    

                                          
(Shoyo was the first one awake in the morning, so he decided to cook breakfast.  When he went downstairs, he noticed the whole team was sprawled out in the living room.  He makes his way to the kitchen and turns his music on while he starts to cook pancakes.  He sings along to the music, not knowing he attracted a crowd.  Shoyo turns around to grab a plate for the pancakes and notices everyone standing behind him)
Shoyo:  MOTHER FUCKING HELL!  (he throws the spatula at one of them and it just happened to be Iwaizumi.  He sees the pancake batter dripping from his face, and he covers his mouth trying to keep his laughter in.  The rest of them are staring between Shoyo and Iwaizumi in shock but Shoyo can see they are trying not to laugh, too) Haji…I’m so sorry!  You guys startled me and I just reacted.  I’m so sorry.  
(Iwaizumi slowly walks around the kitchen island to get closer to Shoyo.  Shoyo starts to back away, slightly afraid of Iwaizumi beating his ass.  Giggles start escaping Shoyo’s mouth as he’s back away which makes Iwaizumi’s expression get even more darker)
Shoyo:  Ah…Hajime…I’ll get you a towel…hehehe…I’m sorry…please don’t beat my ass.  It’s still sore from last night.
(That last sentence made Iwaizumi freeze and a few of the boys gasp.  Using the distraction, Shoyo ran around the far side of the kitchen island and up the stairs yelling for help)
Shoyo:  Someone help me!  He’s gonna beat my ass!  My ass is still sore!  HEEEEELLLLLP!
(Shoyo only makes it to the second-floor landing when Iwaizumi grabs his ankle, and he falls flat on his face)
Shoyo:  FUCK!  Haji let go of me!  (laughs) I said I was sorry!  It’s not my fault!  (laughs)
(Shoyo’s bedroom door opens and Matsun and Maki look out at Iwaizumi on top of Shoyo with pancake batter dripping from his face.  They are just in time to see Iwaizumi smear pancake batter all over Shoyo’s face.  They watch as the two bust out laughing and wrestle around in the hallway trying to smear pancake batter on each other until they both collapse on their backs laughing and trying to catch their breath)
Shoyo:  I’m sorry, Hajime.  You just happened to be in my aim line, I guess.
Iwaizumi:  It’s fine.  Watching you faceplant on the landing was worth all of it.
Shoyo:  (laughs)  That hurted me though.
Iwaizumi:  (laughs as he gets up and walks down the stairs)  Go shower.  I’ll have someone else finish the pancakes for you.  Oh, I got you singing on camera, bitch.
(Shoyo sighs in exhaustion as he looks up at Matsun and Maki)
Shoyo:  I need a shower. 
Matsun:  (reaches down to help Shoyo up)  Come on, doll.  Let’s get you clean.
(Matsun and Maki take Shoyo into the bathroom and get the shower ready)
Maki:  What happened Sho?  
Shoyo:  Eheh…funny story…I was cooking pancakes and singing and when I turned around to grab a plate, the whole team was standing there staring at me and it startled me and I threw the spatula and it hit Hajime and pancake batter was dripping down his face and he started coming for me so I ran and he caught me at the top of the steps and grabbed my ankle and made me faceplant and then he smeared batter on me and yeah.  That’s what happened.
(Matsun and Maki exchange an incredulous look then look at Shoyo and start laughing)
Maki:  Oh my god…I wish I saw that (laughs)
Shoyo:  I saw my life flash before my eyes.  He was pissed.  I thought I was gonna die.  Luckily, I distracted him when I asked him not to beat my ass cus it still hurt from last night.