Intoxicated

                                    

                                          
Teju: I haven't seen someone so intoxicated as you were the last night. Please sit , I don't want you to fall after hearing this about one more thing you did.  
Karan: oh my good god!! Tell me fast 
Teju: you threw up in your car 
Karan: I did what??? 
Teju: you heard it right, you did that. 
Karan: is that all?? 
Teju: nope it's interesting ahead have patience it was very exciting night. 
Karan: Papz were not there right? 
Teju: unfortunately no. Otherwise you become talk of the town. Not that now you are not after exiting the party being dragged. 
Karan: what did I do after I got here? 
Teju: you laying on the parking floor and not ready to come upstairs. You pulled me to sleep with you there. 
Karan: I hope this ended there. 
Teju: why so impatient, you were in full form so how could it ended there. 
Karan: ugggh 
Teju: you tried to make out with me on the floor in front of 6 people. I had to literally pushed you. Everyone tried to take you upstairs but it's soo difficult to move you one step. Then I got an idea I bought the study chair which has wheels to the parking lot. It was so difficult to make you sit on the chair but when you did you were enjoying the ride. It's like you were in some amusement park. I didn't know whether I should laugh or cry. 
Karan: o my god , I have been drunk before but never like this. Why did you slept outside? 
Teju: fun part it is. You had become nymphomania. You were all over me. So I had to leave the room. 
Karan: you know na nymphomania is used for women only. There is other term for male is satyromania. 
Teju: this is all you got from the incident? You still have balls to correct me on this. Wow just wow Mr. Kundrra. 
Karan: oh yes sorry baby!! I should've more careful with you. 
Teju: not only me you shouldn't do it at all else I will get drunk next time and kiss all the men in the room. 
Karan: I won't do it please don't do anything. I Can't even imagine this. I will never drink like that. Tell me One more thing you mentioned shamita and Afsana fought? 
Teju: you were the reason behind that as well. When you hit vishal shamita commented on you being a troublemaker or something. Before I would say anything Afsana shouted at her. She said "agar itni hi problem hai to apne Papplu ko leke nikal yahan se". Shamita "how dare you speak to me like this" Afsana " 3 season karke bhi bas nai hui teri aur kitni beizzati karayegi". Shamita " you know I can't stoop down to your level". Afsana " uske liye tera Pappu hai nai, uske level pe hi reh. Tu hai kiski sagi apne matlab ki dosti karti hai, logo ko use karti hai aur jab kaam nikalta hai to fek deti hai" Shamita " tune kya kiya life mein?"
Afsana " time rehte shadi kar li, aur apne talent ki wajah se industry mein hoon, teri tarah behan ke balbutte nai aayi hu" 
( me thinking: Afsana itna sach nai bolna tha yaar) 
Before shamita responded her sister take her with her and Afsana shouted " haan ja ja aur apne paplu ko bhi leja" 
Karan: no body stopped Afsana not even Saaj? 
Teju: do you think we could've stopped Afsana. She said everything she wanted to say to her from so so long. 
Karan: I should have stopped her. 
Teju: you know what you were the one cheering Afsana after her every statement. 
Karan: no I didn't, did I?? 
Teju: yes sir , you did that. 
Karan: Sorry baby sorry again I won't repeat this again. 
Teju:you better not. 
Karan: I remember everything but I had 3 regrets? 
Teju: what regrets? 
Karan: first I put you through all of that. 
Second I miss Shamita's and Afsana's fight and third I wish I remembered hitting vishal or there should be a video I could watch in loop damn it  
Teju: tum nai sudhroge. 
Karan: nai bilkul nai, why were you hurt that day?
Teju: because you were doubting my love for you just because I dance with vishal and nishant. They are nobody for me it's only you for me. 
Karan : I was just jealous, I didn't doubt you. I just wanted your attention nothing else. 
Teju: even I was dancing with the group but my eyes were on you only always have and only will. 
Karan: I think I should've cancel the premier and be with you. 
Teju: No you should go now. People must be waiting for you. 
Karan: please call me if you need anything, please please please 
Teja: I will I will don't worry. Now go and enjoy  and stay away from hot chicks and booze. 
Karan: booze I will stay away but chicks I am not sure. 
Teju: ghar mein entry nai milegi yaad rakhna. Aur ghar mein mil gayi to bedroom mein to bilkul nai milegi. 
Karan: hAhaha kill bill. I can't find anyone hot after you. I love my life , can't put myself in danger.  
He got ready and left.  
Authors note: traveling for a week, there won't be any update. Hopefully will start writing next Sunday.