Chapter Five: Just a simple girl

                                    

                                          
"Well, Loki, it seems your plan is the will of the fish," Ross said.
"No, wait!" (Y/N) said not agreeing with Loki's plan.
"We'll order the escape pod cash on delivery. Expedited shipping by 6:00 PM next business day, just in time to get us out before sundown tomorrow. And it only costs..." Ross opened the book and gasped, "Neptune's trident?!" he dropped the book and Goldie caught it, "there aren't enough clams in all of Bikini Bottom to pay for this."
"I guess we'll have to stay," (Y/N) said.
"No! We can... uh... we can raise the funds," Loki told everyone.
"Before sundown tomorrow? There's not a chance in kelp," Stephen told Loki
"Pffft! Yeah, the only way I ever give money is if a celebrity asks," Steve Rogers said.
"That's it! We could have a benefit concert!" Morgan suggested.
"I have an idea. We could have a benefit concert," Loki said stealing Morgan's idea, "one of those charity shell-e-thons."
"And I have the perfect piece for the occasion! I call it: Sorcerer Spectical the Musical. Let me give you a little taste. Maestro!" the conductor started the music and Stephen started dancing, 'look out world, 'cause here I come-'
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Dude! You are not a celebrity," Steve said stopping Stephen
"But the Electric Skates are. We should get them to play!" Morgan said.
"Who loves the Electric Skates..." Morgan raised her hand, "and is old enough to vote?" Morgan put her hand down and everyone else put their hand up, "ah, then the Electric Skates it shall be."
Everyone cheered except for Stephen while Morgan jumped up and down in happiness, "I'm gonna meet them."
"You are not meeting anyone, young lady. You are staying inside," Tony told her taking her home with him.
"And don't worry, Stephen, we won't leave you out. You can be Official Concert Organizer, and cater to the band's every crazy whim and unreasonable demand," Ross told Stephen
"Actually that doesn't sound-"
"Start packing, everyone!" Ross interrupted Stephen, "it won't be long until we kiss our Bikini Bottom goodbye."
Everyone left.
"Oh, wait, everyone! We can't abandon our home!" (Y/N) said
"They've made up their minds, (Y/N). About me, too," Nat said sadly going back to her tree dome
(Y/N) is then left alone with Tony
"We can't just give up," (Y/N) said
"Let it go, girl. There's nothing you can do. I told you before, you're just a simple girl," Tony leaves while echoing, "Simple girl, simple girl, simple girl..."
'Sure, I spend my days floating around, head in the bubbles and my feet on the ground; but there is more to me than just my name, give me a chance and I could change the game! And maybe one day, Mr. Stark, you'll say, "The Krusty Krab's yours, it's your lucky day!" That is what I've always wanted, then I can finally say I've done it! Let me have adventure, be a contender, and more!'
''Cause you're not a simple girl!'
'I wish he'd see I'm not just the girl-next-door!'
'No, you're not a simple girl!'
'There's got to be a better way, a way to save this town I love; but how can I stop the end of the world? Am I just a simple girl?'
'No, you're not a simple sponge, no, you're not a simple girl!'
'So what if I'm a reader insert? It's what I want to be! There isn't anyone who's written like me! Employee of the month, two years in a row! Undisputed master of my own dojo! And everyone here knows that they can depend on this expert jellyfisher who's a trusted friend; I can eat a lot of ice cream, I can even whistle like-,' (Y/N) whistles a little tune, 'Let me have adventure, be a contender and more!'
''Cause you're not a simple girl!'
'Can't they see I'm not just the girl-next-door?'
'No, you're not a simple...'
'I wish that I could turn back time; I never thought my world could end, I only wanna hang out with my friends!' visions of Thor and Goose appear on her right and left, 'But fear, I fear, is dragging us down...'
'And now there's panic that's run amok-'
'-In my simple town!'
'No! No! No! No!'
'No! Just give me adventure, I'm a contender and more!'
''Cause you're not a simple girl!'
'I will show I'm not just the girl-next-door!'
'No, you're not a simple girl!'
'I'm gonna find a better way, a way to save the life I love! And I am gonna stop the end of the-'
'No! You're just a simple girl...' Tony's voice said
"I'll find a way to stop that volcano, Mr. Stark," (Y/N) said, "We can use Nat's jetpack to get to the top. Wait... pretty sure it's only built for one."
'See? You are a simple girl...'
"We'll have to climb it, then. With Thor's brawn, and Nat's brains, and my-"
'Yes! A very simple Girl!'
"I'm not sure what I bring to the table, but that won't stop me. When the going gets tough, this sponge gets going! No, I'm not a simple girl! I am not a simple girl!'
'Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!'
'Now, at last, I have found a way, a way to save this town I love! I am not a simple girl!'
Can the town be saved by a simple girl? Find out in the next chapter