Chapter One: Bikini Bottom Day

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Ahh... bonjour, salut, and welcome to this quiet corner of the ocean floor, teeming with all the many kinds of undersea life. It is here we find the sub-marine habitat known as... Bikini Bottom. Let us observe now as the sun rises on a new nautical day. Here, we see a common clumping of kelp. And here, a common clumping of coral. And here, a Pineapple! This fruit is home to one of the most fascinating sea creatures of all. Aphysina fistualis- a young girl! (Y/N)'s foghorn alarm clock woke her up and she stretched with a happy smile.

"Good morning world and all who inhabit it!" (Y/N) got up, 'jump out of bed, mix up a breakfast for my fav'rite pet cat.'

Goose entered with a small, "meow!"

'Full steam ahead; the S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail!' (Y/N) sang saluting, 'this kind of day couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying.'

(Y/N) did a little dance before laughing.

'I'm on my way, somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying,' she grabbed a spatula, flipped an imaginary Patty into the air and ate it before giving her spatula to the conductor, 'and who's the lucky girl in the mirror who is living her dream? Who's always extra careful with her dental hygiene? Goose, it's me! Happy just to be here in the world-renowned Bikini Bottom! How I love this town, Bikini Bottom when the sun shines down on a beautiful Bikini Bottom Day!'

(Y/N) exited his home to greet Thor, "Good morning, Thor!"

Thor yawned and stretched, "is it morning already?"

"Yep, and I'm singing an opening number!" (Y/N) told him.

"Ooh, I want a verse! I want a verse! I missed a snack; this busy schedule makes it hard to be me,' Thor tried to dance sitting down and grabbed a TV remote from behind him, 'to stay on track, now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV.'

Thor flipped through the channels, 'there might not be time for a nap but I'll do what I can; they're showing all the episodes of-'

'Mermaid man!' The two friends said together.

"Every single one! I'm spending all day underneath my favourite rock!'

'Favourite rock.'

'Bikini Bottom!'

'Now what rhymes with rock?' Thor asked.

'Rhymes with rock.'

'Bikini Bottom!'

'Nothing rhymes with rock! It's a typical Bikini Bottom day...'

"No, Thor, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock," (Y/N) told him.

"Uhh, I don't think so," Thor said.

"Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock..."

"Oooh!"

"Pop n' lock!"

(Y/N) had a little dance break while Thor beatboxed. The three were interrupted by Doctor Stephen Strange.

"Would you two please keep it down?" Stephen asked from inside his home.

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