"Hey, you, Yea, you, Get over here. A little closer. Oh I know what it is" Mr. Wolf said, he swerved over to the other lane.
"You're afraid, because i'm the uh..... BIG BAD WOLF!!, well, uh.... I'm not surprised I am the villain in every store. Ant that right Mr. Snake?" He asked, looking over at the snake in the passenger seat, working on unlocking a safe.
"Yep" Mr. Snake laughed.
"Say hello to Mr. Snake. Serpentine's, safe cracking machine, magic Houdini but with no arms. Kinda guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you. He's also my best bud and today's his birthday...." Mr. Wolf said looking at Mr. Snake.
Mr. Snakes face drops to a grumpy look, "Not relevant" he say's, before Mr. Wolf hooks his arm around his neck, "Your a sweetheart" He says then looks at him and say's it again before hearing police sirens and letting go of Mr. Snake. Putting both hands back on the wheel. Mr. Snake looks in the mirror and says " Well look who's here", Mr. Wolf changes gear's, "Took them long enough" He says.
He speeds towards traffic, "Watch this" Mr. Wolf says, smirking. All the red light's turn green as he speeds threw.
"And over here is Mrs. Tarantula, our in house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard, but we call her Webs" Mr. Wolf narrates, as Webs lanes on his should and police car's get stuck in traffic behind them, "Very slick Webs" Mr. Wolf said, watching the road ahead.
"I also took over the police dispatched, blurred the satellite imagining system, grounded there chopper and one more thing..." Webs said smiling, "You didn't" Mr. Snake said giving her a mean look, "I got a special delivery for, Ahhhh, Please don't eat me" a man said, driving beside the car, holding a cake, witch Mr. Wolf grabbed before he could drop it, as he screamed and falls back behind the car almost crashing in fright.
"Happy Birthday, Mr. Grumpy Pants" Webs said smiling, while Mr. Wolf giggled.
"I think I hate you" Mr. Snake said, as Mr. Wolf took a hard turn, screeching the tires.
A girl with black hair that looked to be half human and half wolf, drops on top of the car, holding a box under her arm and hooks her finger's in the sun roof to hold on.
"Oh, and we can't forget the sexy bad ass, Nova. She's our sweet talker and bomb maker. She knows just how to talk anyone out of anything and can make a deadly bomb when necessary" Wolf said smirking up at his girlfriend of two years. "Wolfe not the time, eye's on the road" Nova says with a stern look. "Your wish is my command" Mr. Wolf say's smirking, turning his attention back to the road ahead as they approach a construction sight.
Just as we made under the port-ta potty's, the construction guy drooped them, causing a police car pile up. The construction guy came running towards us a jumped in the window of Mr. Wolfs car as his disguise flew away behind him, reviling a shark, "Guys, it's me, I was the construction work!" The shark said, with excitement. "And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick, stealing the Mona Lisa, disguised as the Mona Lisa, dig that." Mr. Wolf stated, as Mr. Shark got in the back seat.
"Watch it Big Tuna, I'm trying to work here" Mr. Snake snapped as he pushed, Mr. Shark back. "Keep it cool baby, a birthday should be chill" Mr. Shark said, snapping a birthday hat on Mr. Snakes head. "Hey cut it out you two there catching up" Nova snapped.
"And rounding out the crew..." Mr. Wolf said, smirking.
"Is Mr. Piranha, he's a lose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything, hes brave, he fearless uh....., who am I kidding he's crazy" Mr. Wolf narrated, as Mr. Piranha lanes on the console.
"Yeah, there a bit mid sentry, but when your born us, you don't exactly when many popularity contest. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters? Sure I do, but these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play them" Mr. Wolf said, smirking.
"Jack Pot!" Snake yelled, finally opening the safe. Money flying out the window and past the cop car's.
Mr. Wolf took another hard turn and stopped as the passenger door open and the empty safe flying out the door straight in front of a bunch of cops. Snake quickly shut the door and everyone turned to Wolf, Nova reached down in the car and pressed the play button on the iPod, "DRIVE IDIOT" Nova yelled, at Wolf. "What I just wanted a longer car chase, it's the best part" he said smirking, as he took off.
Shark pop's up threw the sun roof singing and dancing, Nova loose her grip on the car and hold onto Sharks, "Shark your gonna get me killed!" Nova yelled, holding on for dear life. "Nova not with your boyfriend driving" Shark playfully said, "Shut up and get back in the car!" she said, shoving him back down in the car as she holds back onto the sunroof. "Nova, you trying to make me jealous?" Mr. Wolf asked, with a smirk. Nova didn't even respond as she adjusted her grip on the present.
Wolf took a sharp turn flying over a set of stair's as everyone flew out the car and back in when it landed causing Nova to slam her headed on the car. Ignoring the pain as everyone screaming until he reached the bottom of the stair's.
Everyone in the car put there seat belts on after that, "Yeah, we may be bad but we are so good at it" Mr. Wolf said, as he speed off to the hide out.
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The Bad Guys - Stay The Bad Guys
ActionWhat happens when 'The Bad Guys' successfully steal the golden dolphin the first time? How does the crew continue there legacy? Do Nova and Mr. Wolf make it or do they go there separate ways? 18 swearing and Smut/Lemons included in story