Chapter 4: Act 1 scene 3

                                    

                                          
Underlined = out of play
Italics and bold.= action in play  
Centre and italics = Singing. 
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Enter Commissioner Gordon and Police Chief O’Hara upstage with flashlights. Lights up as they make their way downstage. 
O’Hara: Commissioner Gordon, get a load of this! Another pair of goons hanging upside down from a lamppost! 
"That's Gordon?!" 
Gordon: Oh my! What could have done this?! What do you think Dr. Meridian? 
Ender Doctor Meridian. Exit O’Hara 
Meridian: In all my years as an animal psychologist I have only encountered one creature to exhibit such behavior…a bat. 
Gordon: GASP! 
Enter O’Hara with a note 
O’Hara: Commissioner, those goons we cut down had a note attached to them. 
Gordon: Well, maybe we should read it!? 
O’Hara: It says: criminals of Gotham… Fear me! And then it’s signed… Bruce Wayne, but then that’s crossed out and underneath it’s written… Batman! 
"you are really dumb in this Bruce" Jason laughed. 
Enter ensemble that begins to dance and enter Narrator who continues to sing: 
"OOO ANOTHER SONG YAY!" Dick cheers 

And he’s catching those crooks
With his grappling hooks
He’s here to save the day
It makes me want to 
(Ensemble: Holy Musical Batman!) 
Holy Musical Batman!
Exit ensemble. Enter O’Hara who approaches Gordon in a hurry 
O’Hara: Commissioner, it happened again! The whole Valtrini mob is hanging outside down from a lamppost! 
"Why are you hanging people upside down? you are batman not  manbat" Tim asked confused. "I don't know, Tim" Bruce answered 
Exit O’Hara in another frantic hurry 
Gordon: Oh…Peaches! I’m baffled…how does a bat become a man? And why does he have such a strong sense of justice? Does he want fruit or blood?! 
Gordon’s cellphone rings. 
Gordon: Hello, this is Commissioner Gordon, you better have some good news. 
Enter Batman upstage on the phone 
Batman: Tonight will be a night of terror! 
Batman hangs up phone and leaves 
Gordon: Well, that’s terrible news! 
Exit Commissioner Gordon. Blackout. 
"Wow!" Dick says shocked. "This batman is my kind of batman but you are really really Dumb Bruce!" Jason laughed. "This person is making a fool of you father" Bruce Noda agreeing with Damian. Tim sighs "I wish I had coffee right now"