Horikemo lays face first on the table in front of you, noticing a mug of what seems to be full of tea you pick it up and pour it over his head.
Horikemo: "You're lucky that's been sitting there for houuuuurs otherwise I'd have boiling tea over my head, on second note... MY TEA NOOO !"
Horikemo: "You know you could've just woke-"
Horikemo pauses as he, looks up slightly, only his eyes visible.
Horikemo: "Oh wait, it's you !"
He clears his throat and sits down properly, now smiling.
Horikemo: "*Ahem* Hello hololovers, how are you doing ?"
Horikemo: "As usual I hope your day is nothing but amazing !"
Horikemo: "Of course, if your day hasn't been that great it'll look up soon, I promise you that !"
Horikemo: "Oh and... thank you for reading these small parts at the end and start, they aren't really necessary to the plot or anything... yet you still read them, so... thank you a lot !"
Horikemo: "Ah of course I can't forget to add something to the room, after all we have to make it look better over the time !"
Horikemo looks around for a bit and then snaps his fingers.
Horikemo: "If I was a different person I may have just killed half of all living things, but I'm not, so instead..."
From under the table he takes out a object that seems to be a camera, but around it is some sort of black mist he then puts it on the table.
Horikemo: "It's custom made for a certain someone and well... you and I won't be able to tell what it looks like exactly, why is that you may ask ?
Horikemo: "Well, I have to keep this a secret somehow, wait does this count as breaking the 4th wall...?"
He shakes his head and smiles.
Horikemo: "Anyways, of course this isn't actually something you or I would use... but instead someone else !"
Horikemo: "I won't tell you who, since you most likely can figure that out by yourself, but I took too much of your time already I'm sorry !"
Horikemo: "I hope you enjoy the chapter !"
Horikemo: "I need to seriously take a shower now, I don't wanna be called Teakemo..."
*POV Y/n:*
Quickly muting my headset, I put it off as I walk over to my door that is laying on the floor.
Y/n: "You deserved better damnit !"
Kneeling before it, I ball my right hand into a fist and hit it with said hand, while jokingly sobbing.
Y/n: "Don't worry you'll be missed..."
Standing up I salute and slowly lower my arm as I look at the person who kicked it open.
Y/n: "Anyways, joke over, what do you both need ?"
Smiling at me are both Amelia and Gura.
Amelia: "I'm sorry about your door, but it can't be helped now can it ?"
Y/n: "Well you could've just knocked or opened it like most people would..."
Amelia: "Right, right but we're not most people and you know that by now Y/n !"
Y/n: "Yes, but that doesn't mean countless of doors and desks have to suffer by your hands..."
I sigh and look at Gura who's hiding behind Amelia, only her head peeking out slightly.
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Can't I go back to being ordinary ? - (Hololive x male Reader)
FanfictionY/n is a pretty ordinary guy he's only 21 so not too old, yeah he's one of the most popular youtubers and streamers out there, not the most popular, but he's pretty high up there. But one day, when he asked his chat what to play, they decided he sho...