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Owen: I have a license to kill
Curt: That's a piece of paper that says "fuck u i can do what i want"
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Owen: I keep getting the urge to do something stupid
Curt: I'm something stupid do me
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Owen: Uh oh! My will to live seems to have gone missing!
Curt: *Walks into room*
Owen: Never mind
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Owen: I'm back!
Curt: You died. I literally saw you die. You are dead.
Owen: Death is a social construct
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Curt: You're drunk
Owen, taking a sip: Drinking. Present tense. Were you not in school when they taught you basic grammar?
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Owen: Here is my wall of inspirational people
Curt: That's one picture.
Curt: It's literally a giant picture of yourself.
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Curt: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Owen: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid
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Curt: Why did you save me?
Owen: People would think I murdered you if I didn't
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Curt, texting Owen: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Owen′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now - I'll get back to you later
Owen, texting back later: Fuck you
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Curt: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Owen: Jokes on him. I'll ruin his fucking life
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(A/N: My study leave starts on Monday!! I cannot study!! I am not excited!!)
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Spies Are Forever Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust some SAF incorrect quotes because I can't write at the moment and find myself funnier than I am
