178 views! I am on a roll! By the way, you'll be meeting my OC soon. *wink wink* And by soon, I mean probably at most 10 chapters later. I have this great idea to put her in. You will not see it coming. Like, never. Well, maybe if you read a lot of Percico, then maybe you'll guess. Eh. On with the story!
Percy rolled over and his eyes met chocolate brown ones. He yelped and scrambled away, thinking it was Nico.
"Hey." Bianca grinned at him, laughing her head off. "Having fun?"
"Well I was, at least until you almost gave me a heart attack!"
"Yeah, I know." Bianca held up a a phone. "Got it all on camera. Going to use it for blackmail."
"Give me that!" Percy lunged at her. She laughed and flew up into the sky, waving the olive green phone, daring Percy to come and get it. Percy tried to fly after her, (key word tried) but he had only had one flying lesson and was not exactly excelling in it. He recalled that he had eaten some dirt at least 7 times and gotten more than a few broken bones.
After a few minutes of screaming and 1 minute of puking, Percy managed to get high enough to grab Bianca's foot. Bianca looked down from texting and flew off to who-knows-where, dragging Percy along with her. Percy looked down and screamed a girly scream, not really trusting himself to fly properly if he fell.
Bianca chuckled. "Got that on camera too." Percy whimpered and clung on to Bianca's leg. "Where are you taking me and are we going to be there soon?"
"You'll find out when we get there." Bianca replied. "Ah, there it-Oof!" A bird flew straight into her and they tumbled in midair for a few seconds until Bianca stopped and righted herself. The same could not be said for Percy. He had hung on to Bianca's shoe, which had fallen off her foot, and was now desperately flapping his arms and trying (and failing) to flap his wings. Bianca thought he'd make an excellent chicken, though he probably wouldn't taste that great. Or lay decent eggs. Or any eggs, or that matter.
Luckily for Percy, he fell through a hole in the roof of a building and landed on somebody's head. Judging by the angry 'ow' sound, the 'somebody' was probably Beckendorf.
"Sorry, Beckendorf!" Percy shouted. "It was Bianca and the bird's fault!"
Beckendorf stood up, rubbing his head and wincing. "Really, Jackson? Of all the people you could've landed on, you landed on me? Why couldn't you land on Castellan and make him forget I owe him fifty bucks?"
Percy looked up and saw a horrified Nico di Angelo staring at him. Percy felt his face heat up. Of all the people he could've screwed up in front of, he had to screw up in front of the most beautiful person on the planet. Just his luck. He mentally cursed the god/goddess of bad luck. (Yes, I know Tyche/Fortuna is the goddess of luck, but I'm pretty sure it's good luck she's in charge of. I think. Tell me if I'm wrong. I get a lot of stuff wrong these days.)
~An hour before~
Nico was just minding his own business at the Chaos McDonalds when his sister appeared on his table, squashing his fries under her boot.
"Bianca!" Nico protested. "The fries are the best part of the Happy Meal!"
Bianca shrugged. "You can still eat them. They'll just be all mushy and gross and will probably make you sick."
Nico scowled. "What do you want?"
"Come with me." Bianca motioned for Nico to follow her.
"What if I refuse?" Nico was still mad about his fries.
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The Butt-Kicking Sons of Chaos (Percico)
FanfictionPercy Jackson is overjoyed when his half-brother turns up at camp. At least, until his brother turns out to be a massive jerk. He stole Percy's girlfriend, Annabi-Annabeth AND turned the entire camp AND Olympus against him! Except one person. Nico d...