Warnings: violence, death, TBOBF spoilers, unnecessary amounts of yeehawing
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Cad: *could kill Boba*
Cad: *gloats for too long instead and gets stabbed*
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Cad: ya know, the Nikto speeder bike gang didn't kill your Tuskens, the Pykes did
Boba: whAT??!?
Cad: yeah, the slaughtered them all. Not just the men, but the women and the children too
Boba: *stabs Cad*
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Cad: *walks into Mos Pelgo*
Cobb: oh, so you're a dramatic man
Cobb: like, you walked all that way when you could have just... I don't know, flown a ship like a normal person?
Cad:
Cad:
Cad: *shoots Cobb*
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Cad: I could fly into Mos Pelgo, or I could walk there
Cad: flying would take less time
Cad: but the suns... the suns are so pretty
Cad: *walks*
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Cad: *walks into Mos Pelgo*
Cad: you've yeed your last haw
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Cad: *walks into Mos Pelgo*
Cad: *points at random guy* you've yeed your last haw
Cad: *points at random girl* you've also yeed your last haw
Cad: *points at everyone else* y'all have yeed your last haw
Cad: *points at Cobb* and yOu. YoU aLsO HavE YeEd YoUr LaSt HaW
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Cad: *walks into Mos pelgo*
Cad: *talking to Cobb* I'd be careful where i was sticking my nose
Cobb: what nose 🤭
Cad: *shoots Cobb*
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Cad: *tips hat* YeHaW
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these seemed a lot funnier in my head in the middle of the night
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FanfictionIncludes: Anakin Skywalker, Cassian Andor, Kylo Ren, Darth Maul, Cad Bane, Rex, Would include the Mandalorian but I kind of already have a book on him ;) Also Star Wars obviously doesn't belong to me.
