"Wh're doeth thou guys keepeth the pasta sauce?" I asked Leo, as I rummage through cupboards.
"Bottom shelf. It took us weeks to get it," He replies.
I open the cabinet door, and grab the sauce.
"wh're art the eggs, and flour, and salt?"
"The cooler 'as the eggs...I will get the flour an' salt."
I run to the cooler, and grab some cold eggs.
I head back to the kitchen, and grab a slab of wood. I squat down, and dump some flour onto the slab of wood. I form it into a bowl, and then crack the eggs into it.
I pour some salt onto the eggs, and start to mix them together. Then, I start adding flour from the bowl, into the egg mixture.
Once the egg mixture turns into a dough, I grab the dough, and flatten it with a rolling pin.
Then I grab a kitchen knife, and cut thin slices of the dough. I drop the dough in boiling water, and let it cook.
Ten minutes later, the noodles are made. I pour some tomato sauce on it, and add some basil leaves. Leo drooled at the food behind me, causing me to smirk a little. I grab some plates, and serve the pasta.
"Leo, taketh this to the table," I commanded.
He nods in reply, and carries the plates to the table. I hear the yells of shock from Van, Terence, Alec, and Captain William, as they see the food I made them.
I walk to the table and smile.
"Anon thou won't hast to englut Van's cooking."
While I was editing this...I was EXTREMELY tempted to rewrite all this, research the food and equipment they have in a pirate's ship. But that isn't my job...It's to edit! Just saying :P ~VWRGLI
Translations:
Wh're doeth thou guys keepeth the pasta sauce? = where do you guys keep the pasta sauce?
wh're art the eggs, and flour, and salt? = where are the eggs, and flour, and salt?
The cooler 'as the eggs...I will get the flour an' salt = the cooler has the eggs. . . I will get the flour and salt
Leo, taketh this to the table = leo, take this to the table
Anon thou won't hast to englut Van's cooking = now you won't have to devour van's cooking
