hey hey! im currently out of ideas, so this is totally random! fantasy au! 😻! <3! ALSO TW: slight racism in a backstory part
Polnareff went out on a quest. He was sent by an old man, named Joseph. Joseph had told him to gather three types of flowers for some reason... It didn't matter actually, what matters is that they were, uh.. What did he say again? Umm... Yellow.. orange.. Or was it pink?
"Fuck it, I'm getting sunflowers... And tulips."
And so, his adventure began. He was an ordinary guy in a weird spot, I guess. I mean- currently he was lost. In a fucking sunflower field. Surounded by- you guessed it- sunflowers. Logically, lot's of them. Since it's, like, a field...
"DAMMIT!!" He yelled out. Seriously, how did he even get lost? I mean, he left a trail behind him... Anyhow! "I'm gonna go, uh.. left..? Yeah! I'm sure that this'll get me out!" So he went left.. And then right. And then left again. And continued like that until he was out.
"WOOOOO!! Finally! Lemme see how many I have here.. Hm.. One, two, three, four... Four sunflowers! Then I'll get four tulips as well." He made his way to the nearby woods, which he thought led to a tulip field. Instead, he came across a cute lil' shed! And because he was a Disney obsessed freak(so am i dw), he went in there.. What? Not like anyone's gonna be there! Have you not watched Snowwhite and the seven dwarfs?
He entered the shed. "Erm.. Anyone there?" No response. "Hellooo? I don't know if I should be here if anyone else is.." Still nothing. I guess I'm staying! He thought. Polnareff set his bag aside and sat on the bed. Woah, this is comfortable... He, of course, fell asleep shortly after.
Time skip brought to you by my need for water, brb...
slam!
"Aaeck!!" Polnareff woke up. So this wasn't a random shed where no one lives.. I'll pretend like I'm asleep, it's definitely gonna work! He layed back down, closing his eyes. He heard heavy footsteps approach the room. Shit, what kind of big fella is this!?
"Hmm?" The man noticed him. "I wonder when he got here.." He sighed. "I guess I'll just.. push him over and sleep." WHAT? I will not be pushed around by some man I don't even know the name of! Polnareff pretended to stir, 'waking up'. "Oh, you're, uh.. awake! Greetings.. Excuse me for my, um, appearance." The man was shirtless. Oh, damn.
"Ah! Yeah! Um, sorry for st-stopping by.. I'll leave if you want me t-"
"No, you're fine... May I know your name?" The cute man turned around facing Polnareff.
"I'm Jean Pierre Polnareff. What's your name?"
"My name is Mohammed Avdol." Avdol sat down next to Polnareff, smiling. "Nice to meet you, Polnareff!" "N-Nice to meet you too..!""So.. What are you doing.. here? Someone as good-looking as you shouldn't be.. Well.. on quests? Wait that sounded wrong.. You should be in castles and.. yeah.." Did he just.. SAY THAT I'M HANDSOME??? HOLY SHIT!
"WELL, UM... A-ACTUALLY..." He yelled, receiving a giggle from the dark skinned hottie. "I-I was sent by an old man to gather some flowers.. Sunflowers and tulips. I got the sunflowers, only the tulips left... Then I.. head back home.." He was sad, realizing that he had to leave Avdol. "Ohh.. Lucky for you, I know where that field is! Come on let's- I MEAN, UM... If you need my help, th-that is..?" "Oh! Yes, that would be lovely.." Avdol put on a new shirt.
Polnareff grabbed his bag and they headed out. "Hey, Avdol... Earlier you asked me what someone like me was doing here... I could ask you the same thing." Avdol thought a bit, before giving his answer. "Well.. I've been kicked out of my homeland for a crime I didn't even do! About.. five years ago I think? Yeah." "O-Oh.. Well, what happened?"
"..Five years ago, a murder happened in my homeland. Some extremely wealthy man was the victim, I think.. And, you know.. My skin was the problem.. I-If you know what I mean? Anyways, there were a few people who were understandable suspects but.. Oh look! Avdol is dark skinned, and they're all criminals! So it must be him! They thought.. So I was called to the trial room. Supposedly, the victim's wife payed for me to get banished from town- if not killed. So, I ran away. They didn't bother looking for me, so they must've forgotten about me by now. Over all, I don't think I'm going back there.."
Polnareff was in pure shock. "All of that.. just because of the colour of your skin?" "Mhm.." He couldn't stand the injustice! What is the matter with people? Avdol was such a kind man! He would never kill anyone! Especially not for shitty riches!
"Hey, what if.. I take you to my hometown? It's far from here, so you'd be safer! And if you want, you could stay with me?" The other's eyes widened. "Oh my! That is a lovely offer, but.. Don't you have a woman?" "Currently, no. I never had one to begin with." "Huh? Oh, goodness.."
After a few more minutes they reached the tulip field. "Ah! Polnareff, we have arrived." He(P) looked around and saw tulips of every colour, so he couldn't miss what Joseph said! "Oh, thank you so much! How do I pay you back?" "Your company was quite enough. You are a trustful person, also fun to be around with. Should I go back now o- What is that?"
Polnareff held a red tulip in his hand. "Um, for you! Asssss.. a pay back? Yes! I mean NO! Not a pay back! Like, a return of favour? Yeah! That! Please take it.." He nervously closed his eyes.
"That's.. That's wonderful... But I fear that I cannot accept it!"
"Huh? Why's that?" Polnareff felt tears build up in his eyes.
"I... I don't have a vase! A-And even if I did, I don't know how to take care of flowers.." Avdol held the other's hands. "Listen, this is a lovely gift, it really is! I want you to keep it to yourself. You know, to remind you of me! I don't think I'll be coming over to your homeland.. Who knows how far my story has gone!""But.. But I'll make sure you stay safe! P-Please, just stay with me! I'll do whatever it takes!"
"I can't... I don't want you to get hurt because of me!"
Avdol gave Polnareff a kiss before he could object. When the other opened his eyes, he was gone... So there Polnareff was, left alone once again. Tears streamed down his face.
He couldn't understand why he was always left, but that's just how it was. No one ever stayed by his side. His sister was gone, his friends moved away and his first true love disappeared. He couldn't take it anymore! None of this was fair! Couldn't the world be on his side for atleast once!?
...That's when he woke up.
It took him a few seconds to process everything, but he was in the present. You know, with the technology and shit! He quickly turned around and saw him. Polnareff realized he(P) was crying in his sleep. The man next to him stirred and opened his eyes.
"Jean, are you alright?.."
"PROMISE TO NEVER LEAVE ME! PLEASE! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE! ACCEPT ALL THE FLOWERS I EVER GIVE YOU, I'M BEGGING YOU!"
"Oh my.. Come here."Avdol hugged him tight and pet his hair. "I promise that I'll never leave you. And yes, I'll accept all the flowers you'll ever give me.. Don't worry about it." He placed a small kiss on his forehead. "I'm guessing you had a bad dream?" Polnareff nodded. "A t-terrible one.. And I don't wanna talk about it..."
I AM FUCKING CRYING MY ASS OFF. I HAVE NEVER CRIED FOR MY OWN ONESHOT THIS MUCH UNTIL NOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
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A JJBA OneShot Book
Fanfictionerrr okaaeeh... this is total bullocks 🤓 just kidding, but, like, i don't really like most of this here. i won't rewrite it, or anything, cause i'm working on a few other things, but, uh... yeah