Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's rimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallentree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitza walks into the office with Y/NY/N:Thoes mother fuckers were crazy! i can't wait to kill some more.
Blitza: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.
Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!!
She snaps the axe in half and laughs. Millie walks over near the rest of the group.
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitza: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Y/N:I have things to do
Blitza:What things you don't do things.
Y/N:Yes I do I go on walks and kill a whole lot people and find big tit police girl
Blitza:Okay then what about you Moxxie.
Moxxie: Actually Ma,am, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.
Millie: [gasps] Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitza rolls her eyes.
Y/N:Don't worry Blitza, I can hang out with you if you want.
Blitza:It's fine Y/N, and can you two not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry Ma'am. Maybe another time?
Blitza: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Moxxie: Uh no. The reservation is for us.
Blitza: Uh huh.
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitza: Mhm.
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.
Blitza: I wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. [hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly.] See you lovebugs later!
She whistles on her way out. Moxxie
growls.
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Female Helluva Boss x Male Abridged Alucard Reader
FanfictionMet Blitza when he was going on a very enthusiastic walks through the woods of hell and killed a homicidal vampire priests she saw what he can do asked if he wanted to be a assassins and agreed was the first one she hired and then meet the rest of...