Pilot

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Behind a closed door, with a sign that says "meeting in progress. We see inside that Blitza is walking by a whiteboard on the wall as she lectures her employees.

Blitza: Alright, now, I know business has been a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here Moxxie now, does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming' up again?

Millie: What about a car wash?

Y/N: This is hell, Millie. no one cares about cars being clean here, okay and not while I'm around like that last time I crashed someone car in to a hell dairy queen.

Blitza: Ooh, what about a billboard?

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, ma'am.

Blitza: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

Blitza turns on a TV that show the crew brutally murdering people from the overwlord. Blitza whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through a mouth of a man tide to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitaes someone with a harpoon and laugh, then Y/N is eating someone a live and saying give me some syrup.

Then it zooms out to eveone watching the TV, while Y/N Alcard, Loona, Millie, and Blitza eating popcorn.

Blitza: Ahh, those were the good times.

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, ma'am , considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Blitza: Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super fun jingle, all right? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!

Millie: People love musicals, ma'am.

Blitza: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?

Y/N: Looks up?

Moxxie: Ma'am.

Blitza: 'Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

Millie: Are you tryin' to crush her dreams, Moxxie?

Moxxie: I what?

Millie: I thought I knew you. Millie playfully sticks her tongue out at her as Moxxie rolls her eyes affectionately.

Blitza: I can't believe you, Moxxie, she holds up an employee of the month plaque with a wrid picter of Moxxie's on it after I made employee of the month and broke Y/N streak to.

Y/N: I'm still kinda mad at you for that.

Moxxie: Okay, ma'am! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!

Millie: I liked it.

Moxxie: Do not she points at Millie.Do not agree with her in front of me!

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