The next morning (so it's Sunday)
Class 1-A chatMiniAizu: If I see another drug deal, I'm gonna flip shit
MiniAizu: Fuck wrong chatRuleBook: That is highly illegal!
DanceQueen: W h a t
ExplosionGod: WHAT THE FUCK
BroccoliBrother: Oh wow how many does that make today?
MiniAizu: I shouldn't be talking about that on THIS chat, or with you guys
MiniAizu: Heroes in training, remember?BroccoliBrother: Too late, you messed up and I'm curious
MiniAizu: Ugh, it was meant for a friend, but I hit the wrong chat
MCR: Another?
SuperSound: Okay but how many have you seen??
MiniAizu: JFC
MiniAizu: Five nowBroccoliBrother: You gave up on covering it up?
MiniAizu: Yes-
MOMo: Where are you to see so many people breaking the law?
MiniAizu: Lol my college campus
RockHard: A SCHOOL?
ExplosionGod: WTH BLACKMAIL
MiniAizu: Chill it's normal
RuleBook: That is not normal
MiniAizu: My college is a party college in a small town that doubles in drugs,
MiniAizu: So it's pretty normalBroccoliBrother: "It's pretty normal"
MiniAizu: Stfu
MOMo: Why haven't the heroes or police done anything?
MiniAizu: Uh- Where I'm from the law enforcement doesn't really care
RuleBook: Where are you? We could contact the heros to put a stop to it as proper UA student should
MiniAizu: Uh- I plead the fifth
Kamichu: What?
MiniAizu: Shit- Sorry, in America the fifth amendment is the right to remain silent
MOMo: I understand that you don't want to share your location, but may I ask why?
MiniAizu: Well because I don't know if I should
MiniAizu: and I would need to ask Nezu's permission firstRockHard: Why?
MiniAizu: Uh-
BroccoliBrother: They have a lot of information and
BroccoliBrother: if their location got out then they could be put in dangerExplosionGod: I CALL THEM BLACKMAIL FOR A REASON IDIOTS
MOMo: Oh my, it's understandable to keep your location a secret if it's for your safety
RuleBook: Indeed, safety does come first!
MiniAizu: Thank you for understanding
Kamichu: What's it like having blackmail against people?
MiniAizu: Overwhelming but interesting
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-