Baddies of the BAU
Reid: span vend idol dialogs ⬛ 🟨 ⏹ 🟥
Emily: what.. Reid it's 5am we get up in 2 hours for work go to bed??💀😭 even I don't pull this shit 3am is the cut off
Derek: .. pretty boy what the duck does fhat mean💀🤨🤨
Reid: sign down chin🥨
Y/n: maybe he's born with it.. maybe its diludad 🎵 🎶 🎵
Derek: I GASPED.
JJ: I was just gonna yell at you all but .. Y/N OH MY FUCKING GOD😭😭
Y/n: maybe he shouldn't text at 5am waking my ass up 🙄 this behavior is giving.. withdrawal symptoms fr 😭
Emily: idk if I should laugh or not
JJ: ur literally laughing right besides me babe
Emily: right
Derek: ayo where's dilf he gotta take ur phone away fr😭😭 y/n wildin
Reid: I am not on anything and haven't been for years.
Y/n: ur texts beg to differ my man 🤨🤨 it's giving... dependency to drugs fr🤔 go to sleep
Emily: NO WOAT I FEEL BAD I FEEL LIKE THATS TOO FAR 💀
Derek: idk he was joking about my dead dad the other day 🤷🏾♂️🥴
Hotch: You all go too far way too much that you think it's normal. Everyone go to bed.
Y/n: you go to bed.🤨 tf
Hotch: I was trying
Emily: wait I'm tryna see smth
Derek: What?
JJ: my titties?
Emily: yes mommy I mean mommy I mean mommy I mean-
Y/n: help💀 I'm tired guys plz
Emily: hey y/n does hotch snore? Seems the type 🙄🙄👎🏻
Hotch: I do not.
Derek: How tf would you know you're sleeping 😹😹👎🏾
Y/n: No he actually doesn't surprisingly
Emily: GOTCHA BITCHES 📸 📸 📸 HA
Derek: YOURE SO FUCKING SMART HELP
Y/n: ...
Y/n: bamboozled me fr I'll give you that, caught me lacking from being tired.. damn 💀
Hotch: oh.
Hotch: All of you go to bed please. Now
Derek: hottie hotchie, you got caught in 4k no recovery from that one my man 😹😹
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!