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Baddies of the BAU
Emily: BRO IM AT THE STORE RN AND JUST SAW PEPPERSPRAY LADY 💀💀 
Y/n: DEADASS?😧😧 I THOUGHT SHE DIED OR SMTH😡👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
Emily: she glared at me so I hissed at her ✌🏻 
Derek: it's gotta be mental illness.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔 
Y/n: or maybe its Maybelline 🎵 🎶 
Garcia: that lil jingle gets stuck in my head too much tbh xP
JJ: I sent you to get milk why are you hissing at ex co-workers em
Y/n: damn she really told you and the kids she was leaving to get milk? JJ.. I hate to break it to you.. You're never getting that milk 🥛 
Derek: YO💀💀😧 Y/N 
Emily: I'm not poop pants William okay 🤯🤯‼️ I don't leave when I get inconvenienced
Y/n: we should add will back  
Hotch: I will not.
Y/n: i wIlL nOt. stfu 🙄🙄
Hotch: ok 
Derek: submissive ass mfer stick up for yourself this is how I KNOW yall fucking 💀 ain't no fucking way 
Emily: hotch why r u sticking up for will 
Hotch: I'm not, I rather a fight not break out. He's also not a team member so he's not allowed in this, it's a work group chat only 👍🏻
Y/n: will x hotchy: the one who got away 
Derek: HELP??😭 Y/N?? YOU OUT HERE SHIPPING UR BOYFRIEND WITH RANDOM MEN 
Emily: NO NOT EVEN RANDOM MEN, JJS EX 💀😭 HELLO??? 
Y/n: hotchy boy fruity it's okay 🍒🍓🫐
Garcia: BOYFRIEND????????? :0 WHATD I MISS?????!!! 
Y/n: I missed that, guys we aren't dating shut up 
Emily: dating, fucking.. same thing different shapes yk
Hotch: Why. Why. Why. 
Y/n: what part whyd I ship you with him or whyd I call you fruity or whyd Emily say what she said 
Y/n: bc 1. Funsies 2. It's true 3. Bestie is speaking her truth 🙌👐👏
Reid: Will is okay I think. Other than the slight homophobia.
Rossi: .. kid..
JJ: Spencer he called me gross for liking women that's more than slight 🙄🤨 
Y/n: ew girls have cooties🤮🤮 gross bleh 
Emily: HELP? 
Reid: Yeah I'm sorry I was trying to be polite.