»|[Baby Problems]

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"bitch whose child is this?"

Characters mentioned:
Xiao, Scaramouche, childe, diluc, kazuha x fem reader (separate)

-what will happen if your lover suddenly turns into a baby

⚠Disclaimer⚠
YOU ARE SEEN AS A MOTHERLY TYPE CHARACTER WHEN THEY TURNED A BABY NOT A ROMANTIC PARTNER!!! Just clearing things up I don't want anyone putting malice in this fanfic cuz ew who tf is romantically attracted to literal babies

⚠Disclaimer⚠ YOU ARE SEEN AS A MOTHERLY TYPE CHARACTER WHEN THEY TURNED A BABY NOT A ROMANTIC PARTNER!!! Just clearing things up I don't want anyone putting malice in this fanfic cuz ew who tf is romantically attracted to literal babies

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» OH MY GAWDDDD A CUTE BABY BABANXBWAAHHHHHHH SHITING CRYING PUKING TEARS
» he's very easy to take care of he just sits there sucking on his thumb watching you... Menacingly.
» ANI WAYZ HE LOOKS LIKE DOLL WAHHH I will respectfully adopt baby xiao (I don't want a child, I can't even take care of myself what more if I have a child BUT BABY XIAO IS VERY CUTE)
» you found out he turned a baby when ver goldet ran to you with a baby xiao in her arms
» and now you're here with an unusual reserved baby who cries when he doesn't have almond tofu shoved in his mouth
» he nods his head so high then so down like his head is about to fall when you ask him questions
» one time you asked him a question while preparing his tofu he nodded his head so hard he fell off his chair stared at the space for a few minutes then cried
» he likes it when you feed him. he also opens his mouth when he wants almond tofu.

The first time he did that you are so confused just like stood there trying to figure out why he was looking up at you mouth wide open, down 10 minutes in his eyes got all teary then reached out to the end of your shirt and quietly said "tofu"
» when it comes to another man he shoos them away

"h-hey Uhm excuse me" you heard a man's voice behind you tapping your shoulder on the back "hello, do you need anything?" you turned around to look at the man, baby xiao cradled on your arms glaring at the man, "I think you're really pretty a-and want to uhm.. Ask if we could go on a date sometime?" he blushed scratching his neck looking down on the ground

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