Here's a new story to start the New Year!
I am (Y/N) (L/N), and the truth of the matter is that I am a descendant from a long line of angels! In other words, I've got powers that could outrank nearly anybody!!
And not just me, some of my closest f...
Maka: Have you ever heard about a cult known as Arachnophobia?
(Y/N): Of course, it's run by a devious witch who goes by the name of Arachne Gorgon. Their goal is to spread madness. But hold on a second... they're disbanded. Arachne is dead. Didn't you and Soul kill her? I mean, you ate her soul too.
Soul: Well yes, that's true. I have eaten her soul. I'm a true-blue Death Scythe.
(Y/N): So ... she's back?
Maka: We have no idea how.
Kid: We came here to Japan because they have moved from their original location.
(Y/N): So, they moved from South America. Well ... that's ..... just peachy. I also had a lot to deal with, Pirates, Wano, you know ... hero stuff. If only I could use Excalibur more often.
Black Star freezes there.
Black Star: WHAT?! OH NO!! YOU DON'T HAVE THAT STUPID SWORD DO YOU?!
(Y/N): I do. Want to talk to him?
Black Star: NOOOOOOO!! NO DON'T BRING THAT PAIN IN THE ASS OUT HERE!!
(Y/N): I'll get him.
Kid: Liz, Patty, hide me.
Liz: Come on Kid, it'll be over soon.
Patty: HAHAHAHA! He's funny! Like an alien.
Tsubaki: It would only be a matter of time until everyone starts breaking down again. (Sigh) It was nice while it lasted.
Maka: Okay, I think I'll just get some tea.
And then ...
(Y/N): Take a look.
You bring out a big box.
(Y/N): This baby is sound-proof. So while he's talking, he can't be heard by us.
Black Star and Kid approach you.
Black Star and Kid: THANK YOU!!!
(Y/N): Wow, you hate him that much?
Maka: You know anyone can partner up with Excalibur.
(Y/N): Yeah and?
Soul: How can you maintain your sanity?
(Y/N): Eh, you don't know what real annoying people truly act like.
You then picture yourself beating up Luffy, Zoro, and Sanji after they all do something idiotic.
Upon opening the box, out comes-
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Excalibur (The Holy Sword! Yes, this is what he looks like when he's not a sword! Tends to say Fool a lot! He rags on and on about stories that don't make any sense, and has a list of provisions!)
