HidanxReader

                                    

                                          
"Hidan must you always act like an idiot? You're so god damn annoying."
"Oh yea? What are you going to do about it bitch?"
"Absolutely nothing. And now that our mission is over, I don't have to deal with you anymore. Stay the fuck away from me."
You walked away from him, leaving him somewhat shocked but also irritated that a woman would talk to him like that. You were usually able to ignore him but not this time. He almost got you killed, again. And unlike him, you couldn't come back to life.
You quickly made your way to Pain's office and knocked on the door before stepping in. He was in the middle of conversation with Itachi so you stayed quiet, leaning back against the wall, tuning them out.
"Well? Why?"
"Because he's a fucking idiot, that's why. He almost got me killed because he was running his big ass mouth."
Your interest was peaked and you opened an eye, staring over at the men in front of you when the doors opened. You groaned and rolled your eyes as Hidan walked in. 
"Nope. Get the fuck out Hidan. I have to make my report and all you'll do is run your big ass mouth."
"Why don't you make me, bitch?"
You rolled your eyes and ignored him, walking out and slamming the door behind you as you made your way to your room. You bumped into Deidara and smiled as the two of you walked together. 
"Hey are you alright?"
"No. I'm still pissed off at Hidan. He almost got me killed on our mission. Again. I'm thinking about asking to be partnered with someone else cause this shit is seriously ridiculous."
"I don't know. Pain put you with him and Kakazu because you can use your magic to put Hidan back together."
"I'm sure Kakazu can handle it. I'm tired of having to listen to Hidan run his big ass mouth. He's going to end up making me snap."
"Eh. I think you do pretty well honestly. You and Kakazu are the only ones who can stand his mouth. I for one would love to blow him up but Pain won't let me."
"Yea. Are you hungry? I was thinking about cooking dinner after I shower but I might need some help."
"Yea. I can help."
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"So (y/n). Since you're still new, do you have any stories to tell us?"
"Yea sure. You want explicit details or not?"
Pain smiled and nodded. You smirked wickedly, glancing around at everyone. 
"I've died before. Of course, my soul went to hell. I met this demon right? Well, needless to say, he fell in love with me because my soul is pure evil. He asked me what I wanted more than anything and that he'd give it to me."
"What did you want?"
"I wanted to be able to kill those who have made me suffer. So, I got what I wanted. He sent my soul back into my body and that's when I found I had magical powers. With just the snap of my fingers, a whole entire clan died. I was covered in their blood as I watched their village burn to the ground."
"Okay but that doesn't explain why you died."
You smiled, taking a bite of your food before you stood up, removing your cloak. Your arms, torso and legs was covered in scars and stab wounds.