𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦

                                    

                                          
"I'm home!" Jimin announced, closing the door behind you. "Jimin's home!" You could hear Jungkook exclaim before making his way from wherever he was to the door. 
                          
"Oop and y/n's here," Jungkook said. "Hey, Jungkook," you greeted him, and he flashed you a smile. "I'm going to assume you guys had breakfast? If you didn't, Jin left some for Jimin since he didn't know y/n would be coming over too."
                          
"We had breakfast, so we're fine." 
                          
"Park Jimin, who do you think- oh, um hey, y/n." Namjoon cut himself off, seeing your figure standing next to Jimin. He nervously bit his lip before flashing you a smile. 
                          
"I hope Jimin didn't bother you or anything last night. Not that he's a bother, he came when it was late, so yea."
                          
"Yeah, don't worry. Jimin didn't bother me at all. Any of you guys could stop by at odd hours like three am, and I wouldn't find it bothersome," Namjoon nodded. 
                          
"Anyway, y/n, and I are going to my room. Shout our names if you need us" 'Or you could moan them, to specify in which way you need us, you know.' Jimin said, grabbing your wrist and dragging you to his room.
                          
"Do you think he said anything to y/n about yesterday?" You could Jungkook ask Namjoon. "Not sure. If he didn't, consider ourselves lucky."
                          
"Ah, I can't wait for them to see you're not just some innocent little princess!" Jimin whispered to you, and you smiled. "I don't get why you guys are acting as if I'm eleven or something." 
                          
"That's how we were with Kookie since he was the youngest. In fact, we almost thought the same about his innocence, but then we realised he was with Taehyung."
                          
"But I was with Haru." "Haru's gay." 
                          
"But anyway, time to- AH! OH MY GOD!" Jimin suddenly screamed, seeing Yoongi sitting on his bed the second he opened the door. Yoongi was staring at the two of you with a blank expression on his face. 
                          
"Jesus Christ, Yoongi," he mumbled, clutching his chest. "Hey, Yoongi!" You greeted, and he gave you a small smile. "Hey, princess."
                          
"What're you doing in here?" Jimin asked. "Waiting for you. I was planning on something, but it looks like it's going to have to wait," Yoongi's eyes glanced at you for a second before looking back at Jimin. 
                          
"You two have fun doing whatever. Jimin, I expect you to be in Namjoon's room around eight." With that, he got up from Jimin's bed and walked out, making sure to close the door behind him. 
                          
"Yoongi's going to be shocked. I can feel it," you said, causing Jimin to roll his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, that's what you think. I can promise you Hoseok is going to be shocked. If not, he's part of the ones who will be most surprised." 
                          
"Whatever you say, Park. But one thing for sure is that you're not avoiding Yoongi or Namjoon. Looks like you're going to be taking them both, my dear," you snickered, remembering Yoongi's words. 
                          
"I'm avoiding it for now, at least." 
                          
"Let's stop talking about my upcoming threesome and focus on how we're going to shock our boyfriends." 
                          
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The eight of you were spread around the living room, watching a random game show you found while surfing the net. 
                          
As planned, you were sitting with Jimin, but it didn't mean you would sit close with one of the others. His head was resting in your lap while Jin's head was resting on your shoulder. 
                          
Namjoon was sitting with Jungkook, his arms wrapped around the younger male resting between his legs. Taehyung was sprawled on top of Hoseok's and Yoongi's legs. 
                          
You couldn't help but notice their interlocked pinkies resting on Taehyung's stomach. 
                          
And with everyone distracted and focusing on the game show, Jimin found it the perfect time to execute the plan. 
                          
"y/n," he said, and you hummed in response, looking down at him. Jimin winked, indicating he was starting with, and you smiled. 
                          
"I'm horny." And then the boys froze. 
                          
"Ask one of the boys for a quick fuck then. I'm sure Yoongi and Namjoon won't mind helping you." 
                          
Jin lifted his head off your shoulder, looking at you with wide eyes. "Did I hear correctly?' 
                          
Taehyung looked at you with wide eyes as well, after he found himself off the floor instead of his boyfriend's laps. 
                          
"Aw, but I want you," Jimin playfully whined while you flicked his forehead. "You won't be getting me anytime soon, you little shit. Why don't you and Taehyung can get off to the thought of me again." 
                          
"Well shit," Namjoon said, looking at the two of you with wide eyes. "We should've known Jimin wouldn't keep his mouth shut," Jungkook mumbled, but it was clear enough for you to hear.
                          
"I don't know what more shocking... y/n knowing about Jimin and I, her being aware of Yoongi and Joon's plan to fuck him up, or her saying fuck." Taehyung said. 
                          
"Well, at least Joon and Yoongs don't have to wait till y/n's gone anymore," Hoseok said, letting out a laugh. "But aw, there goes my corruption kink." 
                          
"So this entire time, when I told Jimin to be in Joon's room by eight, she knew what I meant?" Yoongi asked, and you hummed in response. 
                          
"What the fuck?" He mumbled, and you smiled. "I deadass could've just taken Jimin right then and there, but I didn't because my clueless ass thought- you know what, I'm not even." Yoongi huffed before crossing his arms. 
                          
"Prepare yourself, Park, because I win! Thank you so much, Hoseok!" You suddenly exclaimed, causing them to frown in confusion. "What do you mean you win, and why are you thanking Hobi, hyung?" Jungkook asked. 
                          
"Aish, why didn't you hide your shock, Yoongi? Now I have to wear whatever y/n decided for me," Jimin let out a whine, and you playfully stuck your tongue out at him before.
                          
"We made a Kookie. Since you all thought y/n was pure, we decided to make a bet on who would be the least surprised since the most surprised was too obvious. Exhibit A and B," Jimin pointed at Namjoon and Jin, blankly staring into the distance with their mouths wide. 
                          
"They even bet on us? I..." Taehyung mumbled, and you giggled. "Let's not forget Mr Exhibit C."
                          
"I don't get why you guys are surprised. I'm a grown woman. I would think any woman my age knows these things. I hang out with Haru. Don't you guys think he would've rubbed off on me?" 
                          
"Now that I think about it, I guess you're right. The first time we met Haru, he did call us fine motherfuckers twice." 
                          
"Does this mean Yoongi and I can do our business with Jimin? He did say he was horny, and y/n did tell him to ask us," Namjoon said, and Jin shrugged. "As long as you guys aren't too loud, I could care less."
                          
 "These walls are pretty thick, so for you guys to be loud, shit has to be really good then. And now we know y/n won't be uncomfortable, so I don't see why not."
                          
"You guys just want my asshole to be abused, don't you?" Jimin asked. 
                          
"Yep. So Good luck, my love, because you're going to need it. You're about to get yesterday's anger from your petty behaviour, and today for doing this," Taehyung said. 
                          
"Oh, God!"