What's so funny ?

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Kairi sat smugly at the table with Mattia and his mother while Mattia currently died from embarrassment.

The morning started off just fine at first but it all went downhill when breakfast was set on the table.

"So Mattia ...um I don't want to budge or anything but are you being safe sweety?" At first Mattia was genuinely confused.

"What do you mean mama?" Mattia's mother cleared her throat and spoke lowly.

"Well...we haven't had that talk and I um I heard you two last night and I just want to make sure you were being-" before she could even finish Mattia caught on.

"OH MY GOD MOM..."

"Well you sure wasn't yelling gods name from what I heard last night." She says laughing.

"Oh my- mom please stop this is embarrassing I'm gonna die...I can feel myself literally dying."

"Oh stop it Regina George...your being dramatic Mattia." She laughs again but kairi laughs along with her earning a glare from Mattia .

"What's so funny..." he says to kairi and the boy quickly clears his throat.

The rest of the breakfast was pretty quiet as Mattia drowned in embarrassment. But it didn't stop there. His father walk into the kitchen and sat at the table with a CVS bag. He poured what looked to be condoms onto the table.

"There ya go sport...now that your mom...what?" His father trails off as his mother taps his shoulder shaking her head.

"You didn't have the talk?" He asks.

"No he freaked out and i left it alone...but now that you've already gave the condoms to him you might as well give him the talk."

"Oh no no...I mean I'm supportive and everything but I don't know if that applies the same way for um...you know, for guys."

It was quiet once more for a few before his dad got up.

"We'll um...yeah have fun." And he walks off.

Mattia couldn't even get up to go to his room, he was embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

"It's okay sweetie I know your safe and that's the end of it." She gets up and takes her plate to the sink.

As he gains enough confidence he gets up eventually and heads toward his room ignoring the condoms and hoping they'd disappear. But sadly he wasn't fast enough before his dad pops around the corner.

"Your not the receiver though are you? Like...I don't mind you being gay because like....you know that's cool, I'm cool with it. I just don't see you as a bottom." Mattia groans loudly and walks to his room trying to block out kairi's loud laughter and slams his door.

"This should be my thirteenth reason!"































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