[💭] HOLLAAA (OPINION TIME).

                                    

                                          
Okay list your favorite obey me characters in order and you can be as toxic as you like to the ones you rather dislike.
1. Diavolo — I used to be very neutral with Diavolo (Atfirst I hated him because his laugh always made me have heart attacks. I swear yall how you say it don't surprise you sometimes?—) Now I just LUBBB HIM AHAHAHAHA I dislike Lucifer X Diavolo because people make it overrated plus they make it seem like there was more to their relationship than just friends??? Like uhm okkk what's your other concept? Maybe the fact that Idk Diavolo is very touch deprived or so IDFK HE KINDA SUSPICIOUS IN THE ACTUAL STORY NGL ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT HES FAKING HIS REAL NAME LIKE CMON SIR. Still he's one of my favorite anime characters... apart from Gabura from Twin Star Exorcists... he's best daddy ever.   Diavolo deals with a dead family member like really good but no one ever truly has anything to say to him AND my best friend is like that too, but her dad passed away not her mom. I'm sorry these two need a medal for being able to take the news 👏🏾 
2. Mephistopheles - Ok like his hair is my fave color. Like ok lemme be honest (I like black anime characters especially but there's not many of em yk.) After I played Bragging rights Devilgram I was likeeee DAYUM THASS A DIVA MAN RIGHT THEREEEEEEEE. Fuck all this "He's like Lucifer" he just grilling people everydayyyyy until I get to lesson 63 I ain't taking yall shit aight? He a diva to me. Also Mephisto's hair—I wanna touch it... did he use gel? Like...I NEED TO KNOW~~~~ Also I wanna meet his little brother or else.
3. Simeon - Simeon is the reason I'm even into Obey Me/got into Obey Me ok. Like yall he hot ok,kk? He's really rude to me but... he's hot 🤠🤠 yeah... he's just hot. He really is mean to me I'm being honest 😭 
4. Satan - When I initially played the game I was like: Awooga wooga because I can relate to him sooo much... like I think I act like Satan even if quizzes think I'm not and people Ik online don't agree (people irl know I'm deadass like Satan lmfao) I share somewhat of a platonic liking to him. But I don't mind bein kinky
5. Lucifer - I'm... Im not like Lucifer stans he's... I'm in lesson 21 and like. Lucifer. You fucking asshole I am GOING TO STOMP YOUR 5'11 ASSSSS (yall it's canon that he's 5'11 go sit down with that 6'9 my ass shit.) I mean still he's hawt tho but his personality angers me even if he's sadistic and prideful because of how his life is but still Like I think he'd be a terrible father and husband mentally from how he deals with his brothers. THEY'RE GROWN ASS N WORDS FRRRR LET THEM MAX THEIR OWN CREDIT CARDS (cough mammon you dummy) But still I feel bad for him :,(
6. Barbatos - Uhm. He scares me. His appearance is not hot... but scary. It's like how I'm afraid of the mermaid from Toilet bound hanako kun. I mean he looks attractive but I like Barbatos' personality more than his exterior Yk? Don't hate me for this I'm certain your afraid of some other character people would be like: but he is baby. It's just my opinion, don't rub it the wrong way :/ it's like how my one best friend dislikes Simeon's face but likes his clothing lmao. 
7. Beelzebub - He's baby... I can't sexualize him or anything pls. He's just my friend :)) and comfort character.
8. Belphegor - Uh. Same as Beel but... 😑 I don't know I'm not stuck up on the killing you thing but... Belphegor is 2/10 lmao I still like his canny remarks to Mammon.
9. Mammon - We're just partners in crime. His "I was your first" shit makes me want to choke him out but anyways... he's okay.
10. Luke - ...🤷🏾‍♀️ BItch idk he's aight.
11. Leviathan - We're gamer friends. I have no intentions of not being platonic with him.
12. Solomon - Uhmmmm I used to hate him like Asmodeus but he's—fine. Still suspicious... but he's fine :)
13. Asmodeus - 🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️ NO FUCK YOU STOP I DO NOT LIKE YOU SHUT UP I CANT— MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED BEING SO NARCISSISTIC AND SAYING SHIT LIKE "Oh maybe your saying that to escalate the situation!~~~"  I'D BE LIKE: YOUR FINE. But no. Fuck off Asmodeus. Sorry Asmodeus stans... I can't do romance Oneshots for him unless I find an actual reason to write it   it won't be smut... 
(Thirteen and Raphael—I haven't experienced them in game except for Mephistopheles and the bragging rights card Devilgram lol)