— CHAPTER 1; "doing what you're doing just to get to where your going, yeah i see you baby. just don't lose yourself along the way."
𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵!
❤︎ — /
Today, your sociology class was the only one you felt the need to go to, since it's the day before the fall break officially began. You sat in your chair next to your favorite brunette, twiddling your white toes back and forth in your sandals.
Only about half of the students who are usually in this class are here today, and your professor was sitting at her desk on her laptop while you and Sasha chatted without a care in the world for who heard.
"You got candy, Y/N?"
"Of course." You reached into your purse and pulled out two packs of starbursts, one for you and one for Sasha.
"Thanks. But yeah, I had to find out he didn't go my way by finding him in the closet with my cousin at the family outing."
"Real. Like, one time I was really feeling this guy, but he told me to take out my tits in the middle of a plaza, and after I told him off he made me schedule his therapy appointment with him."
"Woah, something so similar happened to me. I called a Lyft to leave, but then he bashed the windows out the man's car because he felt like I was trying to replace him. Yeah, the way I linked with him is because he was my Uber driver."
You nodded, and so did she. Sasha peeped a baffled guy staring at you two from another row, and you both looked at him in unison.
"Everything alright, sir?" Sasha asked.
"Must not be a boob guy."
"Or maybe he drives Lyft, too."
This mans mouth fell open, and as he started to pack his bag with haste, you and Sasha looked back at each other. For a second, you both were stone cold, but when her lips folded in, both of your laughs painfully spilled out.
"Okay, that's time. You two hyenas in the front can leave now." Your professor stood up and closed her laptop as she acknowledged you two, who were falling out your chairs and gripping the table after this live trolling session.
"Everyone have a good break!" The tired professor couldn't leave before everyone was out of the room, and the only ones left were you and Sasha as you both took your time escorting yourselves out of the room in banter.
