You Dumbasses...

                                    

                                          

I let out a grunt as I landed on the last roof. 
"Aye, we did it- guys?"
I looked around confused.
"Guys?"
I noticed two figures jumping up and down, trying to hype themselves up. 
...did they only manage three buildings?
The two started fighting, probably trying to get the other to jump first. 
It took their dumbasses almost thirty minutes to cross twelve buildings. 
I was pissed but helped them out. 
"YN, you're grounded." Goo landed on the floor, narrowly avoiding a falling Gun. 
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are, you're crazy! You could have died!"
"Nah, I never die, no matter what happens. Trust me, I've tried many times."
"Wait, what?"
"Come on! We're not out of the woods yet! Few more blocks and you two should be good to go. I'll walk you halfway before going to do my thing."
"What thing? Where are you going?"
"Are we just going to ignore the, "I've tried many times." part?" Gun looked between us.
"Yes, now off we go!" I cheered.
We made it a few streets down before my first distraction. 
"Ayo shawty. Bring that perky little ass over here."
Hm?
I looked over at the tall gangster leaning against the wall, grinning at me mischievously. 
"Why don't you come over here instead?"
His grin widened and he walked towards us. 
Gun and Goo stepped in front of me. 
I peeked out from in between them and stuck my hand out.
He took my hand and we did our little handshake. 
"What's up, Gabe?" 
"Not much, how bout you?"
"Eh, just running errands, you know? Some early Christmas shopping."
He snorted and I squeezed past the G boys. 
"Very early. Or perhaps very late?"
"Oh, that would be better. 
"Bruh, how is already March?"
"I know right?"
"How are things going down here?"
"Eh, they're going. Those blabbering jackoffs keep acting up. Might go to war with them later."
"Naw bruh, your gonna make it worse for me when I come through!"
He snorted and shook his head. 
"We'll escort you in and out."
"Oh, how kind of you."
"Damn, I don't know why you'd be scared with big men like Sebastian and Jordan hanging about. And little miss queen Julie. Sheesh, not even the devil would fuck with you when she's around. I hear Satan prays to God for protection against her."
I laughed a little to hard at that, but nodded in agreement.
"You know Jordan's trying to focus on his image, how'd he look throwing hands with gangs again?"
"Bruh, imagine the paparazzi finds him in The Center fucking around with gang heads."
I laughed and shook my head. 
"Nah, Jo's busy on a collab with Crystal TV and those bitches."
"Ah, is he having fun with that?"
"Nah. He's already bored and irritated."
"Irritated?"
"The girl keeps chasing after him. He's not into her but she's into him without realizing."
"YN, I'ma ask this as calmly as I can, but how the FUCK, do you know a gangster?" Goo looked like he was about to lose it.
"Head of a gang actually." Gab leaned sideways and nodded. 
"That's even worse! How and why are you friends with him?!"
"Ah, that's a funny story actually! She caught me robbing a small store right over there," He stopped and pointed at the small clothes shop and the two worker ladies waved, smiling. "and she beat the shit out of me!"
I facepalmed. 
"Hiya YN!"
"Welcome back YN!"
"Hi, Aera hey, Bitna!"
"Hey, Gabe~" They both smiled and fluttered their eyes at him. 
He grinned and nodded to them. 
"Hey, YN! Who are those behind you?" Aera twirled a strand of hair around her finger. 
"Gun and Goo! They got STDs so I'd stay away from them both!"
The girls gasped and hurried back into the store.
"Agh!" I held my head and looked behind to an angry Goo. 
"STDs?"
"I needed them to leave you two alone..." 
"You can't just tell people that someone has STDs! Especially if we don't have any!"
"Ow, okay, I'm sorry, stop hitting me!" I swatted his hands away.
"I barely touched you, oh my Lord. Gun and I have to go."
"WAIT!"
The three men looked at me.
Whoopsie!
(Okay, ima be writing lemons on tumble (Supreme_bun_overlord) so if you wanna read that, head over there. None are published yet but I'm working on Gun, Goo, DG and others.  Feel free to request characters and plots. Okay bye.)