20-David Group
Nora's Revenge: GUYS
Nora's Revenge: Luca drinks pumpkin spice lattes☺️
Chris' Child: You're just now finding this out?
Mama Chris?: Give her a break. She's new here.
Nora's Revenge: That isn't funny to you?
Mama Chris?: You should hear Street's Starbucks order...
Luca Loves PSL: I love how Nora tried to insult me and it's just led to Street being insulted by Chris.😜
Bonnie's Equal: And that's on being the youngest!
Bonnie's Equal: And dating your coworker
Chris' Child: I did not ask for this slander😤
Chris' Child: And even I don't know my Starbucks order; Chris does it.
Bonnie's Equal: Talk about being whipped.😅
Chris' Child: Go back to your wife?🙄
Mama Chris?: Street, your order is ridiculous which is why I always mobile order. Even I'm embarrassed to order for you.
Nora's Revenge: I have to know this coffee order now
Mama Chris?: ^You asked for it...
Mama Chris?: White chocolate mocha, oatmilk, no whipped cream, sub blonde espresso, add caramel drizzle.
Mama Chris?: I just drink iced cold brews with oatmilk.🤷🏻♀️
Chris' Child: I drink oatmilk?
Mama Chris?: Yes...
Mama Chris?: You're lactose intolerant!
Chris' Child: So that explains why I can drink coffee when you order it!
Jess' Remaining Sanity: Good lord.🤦🏽♀️
Jess' Remaining Sanity: He's Hondo made over. I hope Tan and Deac aren't like this for their wives sakes.
Mama Chris?: Like father like son.😂
Jess' Child: I feel insulted.
Bonnie's Equal: Hey! Bonnie and I both drink chestnut praline lattes with soy milk.
Chris' Child: I'm whipped? Chris and I don't have the same coffee order...
Papa Deac: I drink coffee. Black. That simple.
Papa Deac: Annie likes that Starbucks place, though.
Jess' Child: I drink whatever Jess does to avoid this.
Jess' Remaining Sanity: I drink a little bit of everything but I always go back to cappuccinos.☕️
Luca Loves PSL: Alright, Nora. Now that you've failed to embarrass me, tell them your order.
Nora's Revenge: An iced blonde vanilla latte with almond milk.
Nora's Revenge: I'm allergic to dairy so...
Bonnie's Equal: So basic white girl?
Nora's Revenge: Shut it, Victor!😡
Nora's Revenge: This didn't go as planned.😭
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Welcome to another edition of what Emma and I do in our free time: 20-David coffee orders. Have fun! <3 -Sharna
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